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    There is one problem though....



    Now I've heard of a fly being in a beer, but a chihuahua...

    That's to much!



    Barkeep!

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    *checks post 10745*

    I believe I already asked for a grasshopper. Or hasn't that been invented yet?
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    Grasshoppers have been invented, yes.

    Now get out of my beer and away from my steak!

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    *tap, tap, turn*



    Oh, grasshopper steak!



    *takes out tiny knife and fork*
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    *tappity tappity tappity DING! Slap zip! Tappity tappity tap*

    *looks up from his Sholes typewriter*

    Wait. Nano hasn't been invented yet, has it?
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    Sure it has. And would someone tell me since haggis ordered a grasshopper, are those things milked or grounded up and frapped
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    It's for Haggis. A dog named after gross meat stuffed into a stomach. Grind it up and frappe it.
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    Grasshopper recipe
    3/4 oz green creme de menthe
    3/4 oz white creme de cacao
    3/4 oz light cream


    Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
    Assuming, you know, that all that sh!t's been invented already.
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    There's not a grasshopper anywhere in that recipe!
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    Just be glad that it don't call for a whole farret instead

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    Welp, you know where to get one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Assuming, you know, that all that sh!t's been invented already.
    Sure it has, but you know there is something wholly unappetizing about a green drink
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Sure it has, but you know there is something wholly unappetizing about a green drink

    is this true?


    *jots down a note for 1970*

    abort 'shamrock shake' idea


    *rolls up note. puts it in a bottle. throws it in the ocean*

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    Holy carp, I'd forgotten about that atrocity to the beverage world
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    i wouldn't worry about it now,...

    i sent a note.

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    You'll have a national holiday in your honor for that
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    You'll have a national holiday in your honor for that

    Yes!



    Cray Day



    Every November 31st,
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    thanks nina!







    *jots down a note for the furture*

    add a day to november


    *rolls up note. puts it in a bottle. throws it in the ocean*






    *travels to future. checks things out. brings back news*

    nina, they decided not to add a day to nov. sorry kid.


    good news though,......


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    I'm not afraid of the calendar police


    I'm adding it anyway



    Let me know about this National Battery Day, I'll put that on too.
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    Nina, you rebel, you
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    *cough*

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    *memo to self*




    Plan something EXTREMELY special for National Battery Day
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    *memo to self*




    Plan something EXTREMELY special for National Battery Day


    oh my!


    i better start on multi vitamin regimen or something!

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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Nina, you rebel, you
    Thanks Reg

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    oh my!
    i better start on multi vitamin regimen or something!

    hmm


    You might want to spend some time in the pool,


    practice holding your breath,


    and swimming really, really fast from big toothy fish.
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    Lozenge?
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