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    Gal? What kinda broken down one horse town is this that we only gore one dancin girl?

    Is she at least purdy to look at?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow_Ferret View Post
    Gal? What kinda broken down one horse town is this that we only gore one dancin girl?

    Is she at least purdy to look at?
    'Course she's purdy.

    Well, she's a gal in any event. Ain't that enough?

    We used to have two of 'em but they up and took the stage to San Francisco. Never did come back.

    *spit*
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    I Don't blame them.
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    *tap, tap, turn and kick*




    Nice eggbeater Mr. Ferret.




    *spots puppeh looking at fishnets*




    Don't even think about it marshal.


    *spit*
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    *spit*

    You used to be a lot friendlier afore you started a wearin' that lipstick, Missy.
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    *reapplies lipstick*


    Gah!



    Where’s my manners?



    Pucker up puppeh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
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    *takes a stick and start swinging it at the disembodied lips*

    Look out, Haggis. There's some kind of flying critter in here.
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    You don't get out much do you, Ferret?
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    I'm with the ferret - better to knock the unknown off of the bar and out the doors
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    You don't get out much do you, Ferret?
    I was wondering the same about you.
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    *uncaps lipstick*




    *draws eyebrows and nose on ferret’s mask*
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    *wonders how disembodied lips could hold lipstick*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow_Ferret View Post
    *wonders how disembodied lips could hold lipstick*

    *tap, tap, twirl*



    Very talented teeth
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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post

    Very talented teeth




    *insert inappropriate comment*






    *spit*

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    *sticks out tongue*




    *wipes away inappropriate comment*
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    that's hawt.





    *spit*

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    Wait. Something's wrong here.

    Two things, actually.

    Cray isn't a battery.

    Cray is a mod.

    When did that all happen?
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    *takes off pristine white glove*


    *smacks ferrets face with it*


    how dare you, sir!?
    i am both a battery and a mod.




    *puts glove back on*






    *spit*

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    What? Cray's a mod?

    Check, please!
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    Nina, is that your Halloween look?


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    *reapplies lipstick*




    Yes it is Mr. Englishman,




    Nice to see you.




    *tap, tap turn and...*




    Don't worry, I won't kick.
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    That's very nice of you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    What? Cray's a mod?

    Check, please!
    This saloon is infested with mods!
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    I know. Let's get out of here.
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