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    Waders work better - seriously.
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    *SKEREEEEEEEEK! SKEREEEEEEK! skreekieskreekieskreekie Skreeeeek!*

    *snit! Tingtingting!*

    Ah. Got it.

    *Hammerhammmerhammerhammerhammmer.*

    Ah. Much better. That bent nail was driving me crazy!
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    So now we're the Straight Nail Saloon? I dunno, it loses something.
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    *hammerhammerhammerhammer*

    There that's better. The Bent Nail is THE BENT NAIL!








    *Bang!*
    *shot the ferret for good measure*

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    *hammerhammerhammerhammer*

    There that's better. The Bent Nail is THE BENT NAIL!








    *Bang!*
    *shot the ferret for good measure*


    We could always call it "The Shot Ferret."
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    Well, if you guys get lockjaw from that thing, don't come crying to me!
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    *Bang!*
    *shot the ferret for good measure*
    Oh, you shot me, cowboy.



    Or did you say you had a ferret shot?



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    Great! Now the Ferret is undead.

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    Well, it is October.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    Great! Now the Ferret is undead.
    Undead Chihuahua, undead ferret...what's your point, Dan?
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    **trips over bent nail**
    **Steps over zoombie ferret and chihuey**

    Well, I see everything is back to normal.
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    Except you have some bum-like, heroin addict- looking character as your avvie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow_Ferret View Post
    Except you have some bum-like, heroin addict- looking character as your avvie.
    Have I ever warned you about reg?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow_Ferret View Post
    Except you have some bum-like, heroin addict- looking character as your avvie.





    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Have I ever warned you about reg?
    Apparently not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Apparently not.

    **Throws fireball at Ferret**

    'Course, I gotta say, the guy does look like a heroin addict.

    Nothing personal, reg.
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    Yow!

    *points at Haggis *

    See? He agrees.

    Is your avvie of someone we should know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    'Course, I gotta say, the guy does look like a heroin addict.

    Nothing personal, reg.
    Chucks another fireball at the chihuey.

    I lurve my avatar. He's a human rendition of Optimus Prime so to you both. Hmmph.
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    Whut's an optimus prime?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Whut's an optimus prime?


    Optimus Prime Transformers Prime
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Whut's an optimus prime?


    I know.

    But I'm not telling
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Oh. That's that TV show they made to sell the toys, right?
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    Was optimist prime one of voltron's Nemesises?... ( what's the plural of nemesis? )
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    I truly hate you both
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    Does that mean you won't bring us drinks anymore?
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    Yup
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    Where's the dancing gal at?

    *spit*
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