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    Quote Originally Posted by HarryHoskins View Post
    Maybe I shoulda started a separate thread, Pilgrims.
    Kindly check out the Western writing prompts thread, brought to you by the Frisky Cattle Co.

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    *blam!*

    Oh shoot. Now the whole back wall is splattered with rainbow sequins and glitter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dpaterso View Post
    Kindly check out the Western writing prompts thread, brought to you by the Frisky Cattle Co.

    -Derek
    *spit*

    I reckon yew come from western Scotland, stranger. Y'all have any good drinkin' whiskey over there?

    *hides dirk in sock...scratches self*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow_Ferret View Post
    *blam!*

    Oh shoot. Now the whole back wall is splattered with rainbow sequins and glitter.


    *stands up*


    *paints target on chest*



    rekill me, ferret.
    please.

    the sparkling burns!


    do it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    *stands up*


    *paints target on chest*



    rekill me, ferret.
    please.

    the sparkling burns!


    do it!
    What cray said, ferret.
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    Haggis!

    <spit>

    I wander away onto the prairie fir awhile and I come back and there's glitter on the wall?

    <spit>

    Who the hell's runnin' this here establishment anyways?

    <pulls six-gun, fires two shots into the ceiling>

    Bartender! Whiskey! And a beer back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FOTSGreg View Post
    Haggis!

    <spit>

    I wander away onto the prairie fir awhile and I come back and there's glitter on the wall?

    <spit>

    Who the hell's runnin' this here establishment anyways?

    <pulls six-gun, fires two shots into the ceiling>


    Bartender! Whiskey! And a beer back.
    We been atryin' to kill it since it wandered in here.

    Feel free to shoot it.

    *spit*
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    sparkles all over the saloon wall

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    Sorry about that, Dan.
    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    *stands up*


    *paints target on chest*



    rekill me, ferret.
    please.

    the sparkling burns!


    do it!
    *blam!*

    Well, the walls did need repainting.
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    <downs whiskey, swills beer, fires three shots at the sparkly stuff, staggers over to poker table>

    *SPIT*
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    Oh, Forgot to spit.



    *spit*
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    *spit*

    There, I did it fer ya
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    Thank ye kindly!
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    Good afternoon, PD.
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    *spit*

    Just makin' up fer not *spit* spittin' t' other night...

    *spit*

    War's them blamed sparkly critters? I's got a hankerin' t' shoots me a sparkly thingie.

    *spit*

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    Hi guys - it is quiet on AW right now. Wow.

    **Maybe everyone is in hiding so they don't get a rejection on the SpecFic anthology *scratches chin*

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    Has everyone gone into hiding around here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    **Maybe everyone is in hiding so they don't get a rejection on the SpecFic anthology *scratches chin*

    I didn't submit. I forgot.

    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    Has everyone gone into hiding around here?
    Yes.



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    *spit*
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    *Spits farther*
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    Haggis, ain't it a bit early for halloween?

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