*takes aim*
*shoots in the weasel's direction*
dern!
*looks down the barrel of the gun*
this thing don't never shoot straight!
*spit*
*wonders why the spittoon is leaking*
Which one of you crack shots killed the spittoon?
If it's long and slinky and fuzzy it might have been me.*wonders why the spittoon is leaking*
Which one of you crack shots killed the spittoon?
If it's long and slinky and fuzzy it might have been me.
Um. When was the Mexican War? For some reason I've been thinking our time period was post-Civil War, like 1870 to 1890 or so.
And where are we? Somewhere along the Rio Grande? Nevada? New Mexico?
I thought we were late 1800s, and somewhere near Doge City, but you're the one who noticed the Hispanic spittoon cleaner. Maybe you should ask him.
I do believe you're right, varmint. It's Sweedish, I believe. Makes sense, what with his blond hair and all.For the record, his name is Biff. Biff the bandito and he hales from Sausilito.
Ain't that right, Biff?
*The hombre stops picking his teeth with the Bowie knife.*
"Si, senor."
Just between us, Marshall? I think the accent is an affectation.
Ah, well now I do.
No, I did not know Howard Johnson's. The only time I'd ever heard the phrase was in the movie "Fool's Gold"...