The Bent Nail Saloon.
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You know, when spit goes up it has to come down...
*spit*
*splat*
Sorry, haggis.
I hate to point and laugh but,
Not too much, just editing like a maniac. How about you?
Cray sits and stares at a LOT of things; hence, Mrs. Cray, in order to get the job done, keeps a surplus of batteries
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Problem is, these buggers keep takin' said pole...no' ta' mention, 'tis a wee challenge no' ta' end up with splinters in one's thighs when looping around.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
Hey, wait. My 50 cent was American. Don't be giving me no Canadian back in change.
In a nutshell?
Haggis attempted to have me perform a pole dance.
What's wrong with this picture?
Pole hadn't been sanded. Think lumberjack and you get the perfect image.
AND he tried tipping with quarters.
Ever seen a g-string filled with quarters?
That's like filling shot glasses with piss. Some things, ye' just don't do.
Then the wee bastid asked for change.
That said, having known Haggis for many years now, I should NO' be surprised!
Haggis attempted to have me perform a pole dance.
What's wrong with this picture?
Pole hadn't been sanded. Think lumberjack and you get the perfect image.
AND he tried tipping with quarters.
Ever seen a g-string filled with quarters?
That's like filling shot glasses with piss. Some things, ye' just don't do.
Then the wee bastid asked for change.
That said, having known Haggis for many years now, I should NO' be surprised!