Welcome to the AbsoluteWrite Water Cooler! Please read The Newbie Guide To Absolute Write

Thread: The Bent Nail Saloon.

  1. #9276
    Gone Fishing SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In your worst nightmare
    Posts
    51,001
    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    *looks at the marshal*




    So I see they've finally put you away for robbing the till.
    Nah. They got me for leg humping.

    And all this time I thought it was only a misdemeanor.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented




  2. #9277
    Writing for the brand
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    8,851
    Out on the range there are but few to talk too except your horse, yourself, and a young moose that wakes you up by sniffing you all over in search of the candy in your pocket.
    Last edited by CDaniel; 03-02-2011 at 04:21 AM.

  3. #9278
    Writing for the brand
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    8,851
    Bye

  4. #9279
    Sunstreaker AW Moderator regdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Jet Judoing Terror Twin
    Posts
    44,639
    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    Out on the range there are but few to talk to except your horse, yourself, and a young moose that wakes you up by sniffing you all over in search of the candy in your pocket.
    Yeah, but in here all you get is a chihuey humping your leg.
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

    My awesome avatar is a Comic Con commission from the amazingly talented Josh Perez AKA dyemooch

  5. #9280
    Gone Fishing SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In your worst nightmare
    Posts
    51,001
    Mmmmm. Moose sammich.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented




  6. #9281
    Sunstreaker AW Moderator regdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Jet Judoing Terror Twin
    Posts
    44,639
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Mmmmm. Moose sammich.
    You let the leg humping comment go right by
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

    My awesome avatar is a Comic Con commission from the amazingly talented Josh Perez AKA dyemooch

  7. #9282
    Gone Fishing SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In your worst nightmare
    Posts
    51,001
    Leg humping's a given.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented




  8. #9283
    Sunstreaker AW Moderator regdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Jet Judoing Terror Twin
    Posts
    44,639
    Sad but true
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

    My awesome avatar is a Comic Con commission from the amazingly talented Josh Perez AKA dyemooch

  9. #9284
    practical experience, FTW
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    Orange Beach, AL, USA
    Posts
    303
    I been out riding for a while and I get back in time to see Haggis leg-humping (or dreaming about -- hard to tell the difference with ol' pooch.)

    Looks like things ain't changed a bit whilst I was away.

    * spoot * (cray's run off with our teeth again.)

  10. #9285
    Gone Fishing SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In your worst nightmare
    Posts
    51,001
    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Kelso View Post
    I been out riding for a while and I get back in time to see Haggis leg-humping (or dreaming about -- hard to tell the difference with ol' pooch.)

    Looks like things ain't changed a bit whilst I was away.

    * spoot * (cray's run off with our teeth again.)
    At my age, Kelso, it's mostly dreaming about.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented




  11. #9286
    Sunstreaker AW Moderator regdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Jet Judoing Terror Twin
    Posts
    44,639
    Kelso, good of you to drop in. You drinking something?
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

    My awesome avatar is a Comic Con commission from the amazingly talented Josh Perez AKA dyemooch

  12. #9287
    practical experience, FTW
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    Orange Beach, AL, USA
    Posts
    303
    You aint gonna trick me like that again, Reg.

    Last time I tried one of your blue-flame specials, it set my moustache on fire.
    When I asked for some water to put it out, you said, "Water chasers are for sissy's."

    My moustache won't grow back on the flamed-out side -- looks sillier than usual with half a moustache and only one eyebrow.
    Thank goodness for "Don't Ask - Don't Tell."

  13. #9288
    Writing for the brand
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    8,851
    The trick is to open your mouth wide with that drink, Frank

  14. #9289
    Sunstreaker AW Moderator regdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Jet Judoing Terror Twin
    Posts
    44,639
    Kelso, trying to down a flaming drink is half the fun of this place.
    Hey, Cowboy, nice to see you stopped in again.
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

    My awesome avatar is a Comic Con commission from the amazingly talented Josh Perez AKA dyemooch

  15. #9290
    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Kelso View Post
    My moustache won't grow back on the flamed-out side -- looks sillier than usual with half a moustache and only one eyebrow.
    I remember when that happened to me!
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

  16. #9291
    Sunstreaker AW Moderator regdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Jet Judoing Terror Twin
    Posts
    44,639
    but think of how much you've saved on waxing, Cella
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

    My awesome avatar is a Comic Con commission from the amazingly talented Josh Perez AKA dyemooch

  17. #9292
    Gone Fishing SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In your worst nightmare
    Posts
    51,001
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    I remember when that happened to me!
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented




  18. #9293
    Writing for the brand
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    8,851
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    I remember when that happened to me!
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah...what haggis said.

  19. #9294
    what? you think that's me in my avatar?
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

  20. #9295
    Writing for the brand
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    8,851
    Uh...yeah. That's what was hidding under all that hair. You look a lot better for sure

  21. #9296
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

  22. #9297
    Writing for the brand
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    8,851
    It looks to be a nice easy day today, so I'm...goofing off. Shhhhh! Don't tell Reg.

  23. #9298
    Sunstreaker AW Moderator regdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Jet Judoing Terror Twin
    Posts
    44,639
    Oh ho, really.
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

    My awesome avatar is a Comic Con commission from the amazingly talented Josh Perez AKA dyemooch

  24. #9299
    Writing for the brand
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    8,851
    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Oh ho, really.

    REG! You're back. Hows it going?

  25. #9300
    Sunstreaker AW Moderator regdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Jet Judoing Terror Twin
    Posts
    44,639
    Just fine, Cowboy. How is everything with you?
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

    My awesome avatar is a Comic Con commission from the amazingly talented Josh Perez AKA dyemooch

Page 372 of 540 FirstFirst ... 122272297322347362366367368369370371372373374375376377378382397422447472 ... LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Custom Search