The Bent Nail Saloon.

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*sits down at the table with haggis and Kelso*

*put a gun in the middle of the table*


*spins it*


Any you sissies feel like a real game of chance?


*spit*

**saunters over, takes gun, slaps Cowboy, Haggis and Frank**

If you three idiots think I'm cleaning up that mess, you're cracked.
 

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Dang, Reg. You spoilt the fun.

Dan'l and I was about to find out if ol' Chiheuy was all bark and no bite.

* leaves the table and wipes his brow, thinking, Whew, that was close. These fellers play hi-stakes. *
 

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*orders a steak*







*goes back to staring into the whiskey*





*imperceptible nod to frank*







yep.








*spit*
 

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**slapes Reg on the backside as she saunters away**
 

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**Ignites hands**
 

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Whoa! Was that the fire-burning thingy ol' Haggis has been scart of?
Now I know why he shakes all the time.
I thought it just bad whiskey - and too much of it.

That fire-burning thing's got me so puckered, I cain't spit. (Spit was the cleanest aternative to the line about S*** or go blind. :))
 

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**Cleans saloon*

Geez, a girl is out of the saloon for a couple of days and the reprobates make such a mess.
 

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*ching




ching





ching*



*brushes through the swinging door*






*spit*







*sits at the bar*
 

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What are you drinking, battery?
 

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*imperceptible nod in the direction of the whiskey*






leave the bottle.
 

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Okay, but it'll cost you. This is the good stuff

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ETA: About your impending return to the great white, effing cold north, the bottle is on the house.
 
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fair nuff.
*plunks down a kangaroo sack full of gold coins*


*spit*


i gots troubles to drown, missy.
 

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Battery, keep your gold, the bottle is on the house. It's the least I can do with your impending return to our northern neighbor.
 

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*imperceptible nod to reg as a single tear trails down my cheek*

thank you. thank you.











*hangs head*
 

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The cowboy easied into the saloon. All around his eyes scanned the room. When he saw that nobody was in for nioght he went over to the bar, took a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a glass in the other. After pouring a drink he slammed it back, hard, and then whipped his lips dry with the back of his hand.

There was an uneasy feeling in the cowboy's gut. From somewhere behind him he heard a noise. It sounded like the creeking of a board. Quickly he glanced over his shoulder, his hand falling to his gun.
 

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You wouldn't shoot a lady, would you, Cowboy?
 

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Hey, have any of you reprobates seen Kelso lately? He was around here and now he isn't.
 

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I'm here early this morning.