The Bent Nail Saloon.

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I thought it was A Dog Walks Into A Bar

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See, you're all better
 

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Hey Cowboy.

Well, where are we all. Let's see. I've just been shoveled and plowed out from under 2 feet of snow. Our Englishman is still buried under the snow he got. Haggis is peeing in the hooch, cray is...well no one is every sure of anything about cray. We have a new guy by the name of Frank Kelso, dropping by. Nice guy, getting the hang of the saloon pretty quickly. Not to sure where he is at the moment.

So Cowboy, how was your Christmas? Any chance of you stopping by during earlier hours?

My Christmas was the best I've had in a long time. I have a date too for New Years Eve! I've snow here in the greater wilds of Northern Colorado, but nothing like that. I wish I could be here during regular hours, but the hours I work don't allow for that. Being a cowboy is an all day long thing.

I hope to catch up with you all soon.

:)
 

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Sounds like things are going great for you, Cowboy. I couldn't be happier. Well if you can't be here during regular hours, we'll always leave the fire burning and a drink ready for you.

HAGGIS, get away from that. Sheesh. Chihueys
 

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**Sets out a drink and stokes a fire in the pot belly stove for our Cowboy**
 

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Hey! look-y-here!
I put in my store-bought teeth and I can almost spit as good a cray.
Spoot (dribble, wipe)

(In Alabama lingo, "Hey Look-y-here" are the last words said before a red-neck meets ol' cottonmouth.)
 

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"spoot"
:ROFL:


the other famous last words are 'hold my beer.' ;)












eta: oh, wtf. look at my avatar! gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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I think it suits you cray

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**Cleans up from New Year's Eve party**
**Rolls unknown drunks into the alley behind the saloon**

Sorry, only locals get sleep off overindulgence here
 

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Regdog, I'm guessing you were heading home after a long night (with the 5 AM post) and you didn't hang around here all night to clean-up.
You don't seem like a pick-up kinda gal??
 

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Actually, I was just getting here at 5:00 AM. Someone has to open the place, start a fire and roll the unknowns out the door. I don't clean up but I look after the regulars.
 

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Lidless, dear. They said lidless. Here, have another drink

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*grabs frank by the shirt and shakes him*


look what they did to me, man! look it!
i ain't a battery.

i'm fixin to round up a posse. you in?
we going to storm the mod room at dawn.

*spit*






yep.
 

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cray, Frank is barely conscious, I'm not too sure he'll be ready for your posse. Now how about some warm milk and a nap.
 

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*grabs frank by the shirt and shakes him*


look what they did to me, man! look it!
i ain't a battery.

i'm fixin to round up a posse. you in?
we going to storm the mod room at dawn.

*spit*






yep.
Seems to me that someone needs a time out.

*spit*

Yep.