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Pssst. Reg. Is that Deepak guy gone yet?
*watches as the sheriff tacks up a poster behind the bar*
gah! now we have to look at that ugly mug all day!?
*nudges haggis*
that thar varmint's about as ugly as a burnt boot.
he looks like the hind quarters of bad luck.
*goes back to staring into his whiskey*
*limps behind bar and rips poster from the wall*
That's him. That's the varmint whut shot my paw.
He's a dead man. I'm a-gonna gut shoot him and make him beg for death. I'm a-gonna rip off his head and shoot it through a basketball hoop, as soon as they invent basketball hoops.
But first, another shot of Ol' Rot Gut.
'scuse me, sir.
i happen to hear whut you said,..and well,....i'm currently unemployed and i'd be happy to join your posse.
i've got my own horse and i'm good with the irons.
all'd i'd be asking fer is a fair wage and a hot meal.
*looks over at cdaniel*
you know about that thar desparado? for a whiskey, i ken tell you stories, friend,.....many many stories of that low-down, good-for-nothin' thievin' scoundrel that'll peel the paint clean off'n yer outhouse.
*limps back into saloon...sees the Wanted Poster on the wall*
*backs out of saloon*
*limps back into saloon...sees the Wanted Poster on the wall*
*backs out of saloon*
$4.99 reward. Yes sir! Now where did that little dog go.