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Time for me to limp on home, partner. I'll be back. This is a nice saloon.

Needs women, of course, but it's still a nice saloon.
 

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Thanks, Haggis.
 

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Barkeep, how about another shot.

*easy there monkey, watch where pointin' that bananna*
 
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Howdy. A word of advice-shoot the monkey.

Where'd the chihueyhuey disappear to?
 

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Does a chihueyhuey really count as a dog?
 

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Pssst. Reg. Is that Deepak guy gone yet?
 
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*watches as the sheriff tacks up a poster behind the bar*



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gah! now we have to look at that ugly mug all day!?

*nudges haggis*
that thar varmint's about as ugly as a burnt boot.

:roll:

he looks like the hind quarters of bad luck.

:roll:






*goes back to staring into his whiskey*
 

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*watches as the sheriff tacks up a poster behind the bar*



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gah! now we have to look at that ugly mug all day!?

*nudges haggis*
that thar varmint's about as ugly as a burnt boot.

:roll:

he looks like the hind quarters of bad luck.

:roll:






*goes back to staring into his whiskey*


And there goes cray's battery.



























Again
 

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*limps behind bar and rips poster from the wall*

That's him. That's the varmint whut shot my paw.

He's a dead man. I'm a-gonna gut shoot him and make him beg for death. I'm a-gonna rip off his head and shoot it through a basketball hoop, as soon as they invent basketball hoops.

But first, another shot of Ol' Rot Gut.
 

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It was RT that shot you, Haggis. Talk about abuse of Super Modly powers.

We'll get him, don't worry
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*limps behind bar and rips poster from the wall*

That's him. That's the varmint whut shot my paw.

He's a dead man. I'm a-gonna gut shoot him and make him beg for death. I'm a-gonna rip off his head and shoot it through a basketball hoop, as soon as they invent basketball hoops.

But first, another shot of Ol' Rot Gut.


'scuse me, sir.
i happen to hear whut you said,..and well,....i'm currently unemployed and i'd be happy to join your posse.

i've got my own horse and i'm good with the irons.
all'd i'd be asking fer is a fair wage and a hot meal.
 

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'scuse me, sir.
i happen to hear whut you said,..and well,....i'm currently unemployed and i'd be happy to join your posse.

i've got my own horse and i'm good with the irons.
all'd i'd be asking fer is a fair wage and a hot meal.

You got a deal, stranger. Two bits a day, beans and coffee.

Fact is, I've already tracked him down. Seems he thought he could hide out in his old schoolhouse.

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na. that scalawag knowed the laws on his tail.
he ain't going to set there ripe for the pickin.

he's on the run fer sure, pard.
 

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So ya fellers is a hunting a desperado, huh. Well then, don't let me keep ya from it.

*touches spurs to the horse and rides on to the saloon.*
 

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*looks over at cdaniel*


you know about that thar desparado? for a whiskey, i ken tell you stories, friend,.....many many stories of that low-down, good-for-nothin' thievin' scoundrel that'll peel the paint clean off'n yer outhouse.
 
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We hanged a varmint last week for ridin' sidesaddle.

And spoutin' Western clichés.

But his dress sure was purty.

-Derek
 

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*limps back into saloon...sees the Wanted Poster on the wall*

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*backs out of saloon*
 

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*looks over at cdaniel*


you know about that thar desparado? for a whiskey, i ken tell you stories, friend,.....many many stories of that low-down, good-for-nothin' thievin' scoundrel that'll peel the paint clean off'n yer outhouse.

Is that right.
 

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*limps back into saloon...sees the Wanted Poster on the wall*

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*backs out of saloon*

$4.99 reward. Yes sir! Now where did that little dog go.