Oh that's just Dan's share. You want some that has a little less buckshot in it?
Wasn't that feller from yellow wood, was it?Naw dang it. We got Dan, ah, but he's sorta taken. And Stumpy, but he's kinda stove up and not worth the trouble. The Stage driver is kinda handsome, but he left yesterday. Had a handsome fella in here today with a yellow hat. I sure hope his bad taste in hats doesn't reflect on his whole personality.
Na Dan you couldn't pry me out of here with a crow bar. Don't you worry your pretty head there feller, I ain't a going nowhere....no sirreee. I just got here.... I like it here. The food is delicious. The company is great. The rats that are still running 'roung here don't bite none too hard. No sirree, Ima stayn right 'ere... *doesn't spit*
Yummmmiiiee *breaks out the hot sauce*
*shoots another rat for supper*
Texas? Dangit and I wasn't here... *pouts*Naw, I think he was a Texas feller.