The Bent Nail Saloon.

quickWit said:

QUESTION: Is the turtle menstruating at the current time?

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*loads gun*

I could probably fashion a turtle-wheelchair out of a box of tissues and some spurs. That'd get that sucker moving pretty quick, I bet reckon.

*spits*

cray said:

haggis, we might agree on shootin quickwit before we get to shootin each other?

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That goes without saying.

Of course, generally speaking, turtles don't move very quickly to begin with, which was probably the point to begin with.

I could use spools of thread for the wheels instead of spurs. That way the speed won't disorient the poor, menstruating, crippled turtle any more than necessary.

You want a blindfold, qW?

Haggis said:

You want a blindfold, qW?

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She's already crippled, Haggis! You want to blind her, too?

You sick bastard.

quickWit said:

She's already crippled, Haggis! You want to blind her, too?

You sick bastard.

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look at him, haggis. good lord, he couldn't teach a hen to cluck. we'll be doin him a favor filling him with lead.

He's pathetic. But he's not worth the lead either.

fair point.

9 minutes, eh?

I'm a-lookin' at three.

You sure you boys want to do this? It ain't easy takin' a man's/dog's/battery's life, yanno.

*spits*

*pushes turtle along*

no shootin in the bingos, agreed?

agreed

*draws*

Look! I made a horsey with a hat on!

draw

well, it's noon. i reckon i better start in with some insults and such,...

haggis, your brain cavity wouldn't make a drinkin' cup for a canary.

Haggis said:

draw

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hmm. that's damn fine work. way better than qw's cow picture. and it'll be better when you colorize it.





oh yea, i almost forgot,..
when i'm done with you, there won't be enough left of you to snore.

cray said:

hmm. that's damn fine work. way better than qw's cow picture. and it'll be better when you colorize it.





oh yea, i almost forgot,..
when i'm done with you, there won't be enough left of you to snore.

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Uh, huh.

Can I borrow a Sharpie? Red, please.

*shoots qW*

And a blue too, if you have it.

oh, i have all the colors. santa brought me a new set.



*shoot off qw's ear*



oh, and keep in mind i have new colored pencils too.




eta: damn, i keep forgetting...
qw is so ugly he had to sneak up on a dipper to get a drink of water.

I wonder if we could do a paint-by-numbers of this picture.

*stomps on qW's head*

Oilpaint would be nice. Watercolor would be okay too.

yanno, now that i'm thinking on it,...we do have art supplies in the stockroom.


*pins qw's tongue to the floor with a steak knife*


we better not kill him all the way dead, haggis. qw's in school yanno?
he's studying to be a half wit.

*bandages wounds*

I don't think you two boneheads quite grasp the 'duel' concept. What you've got going here is a metrosexual coloring luncheon.

That's like, way different.

this duel is a hell of a lot less stressful than i expected!

The major stress has been quickWit. Not a surprise, I guess.

meh. i'm not so sure. that addle-headed excuse for a rabbit is plumb weak north of his ears.



*pins qw's tail down to the floor*