LOL!! My place isn't THAT bad. I can zip through and clean in like 2 hours or less. But I don't wanna. I have better things to do which I stated previously.
And there's like all these moving boxes that I've yet to unpack. If they see them they'll be like "What the hell have you been doin for the past 2 weeks we've been gone?" So I will make 1,567,354 trips to the attic to get them out of the way.
"Look Mom! All done. Ain't you proud of me?"
And there's the issue with the ginormous pile of leaves she told me to rake, that are unfortunately still covering the top of the hill. I think I'm not goin to get those done.
And she'll be pissed cause I splintered the one step draggin a dresser upstairs. But hey, I'm makin chicken. Maybe I'll stuff her face enough so that no sarcastic remarks will escape.