The Bent Nail Saloon.

you mean....*sniff sniff* this isn't for realz?

Hey guys!!

I'll have something hard, thanky.

Where is the Boston creamy-pie!?! I haz to give em a lickin! Mmm. I'll share.

Before or after the lickin? *hoists a earthenware bottle up on the bar* I have no clue what this is, but if you're game, so am I.

Cella, it's real fun, does that count?

I. Am. In.

*hops on over to the bar* *sniffs bottle*

Oh, good gawd. What is that!?! Smells like deer piss. Pour me some.

Tiz_Mee said:

Hey guys!!

I'll have something hard, thanky.

Where is the Boston creamy-pie!?! I haz to give em a lickin! Mmm. I'll share.

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1. Unless this is heavily laden with innuendo, are you referring to the Boston cream pie I shared with everyone yesterday?

2. If this is innuendo-ish, then you'll understand that I am certainly less inclined to share.

Have a drink Tiz. If you don't die, I'll try one.

Speaking of innuendo, turkeys have very long necks.

Synonym said:

Have a drink Tiz. If you don't die, I'll try one.

Speaking of innuendo, turkeys have very long necks.

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so do camels....

Oh, oh, I've thought of another. Ostrich!

I have a bird phobia (among many others) and ostrichs'ss's are pure EVIL!!!!

Imagine the pecking!

Okay, okay let me think. Except for Bos the camel I'm having trouble. Ah, giraffe!

yes. of course. similar feet to the camel, I believe too.

the Loch Ness monster?

Camels also have humps. Or do they hump? I know they have toes. The Loch Ness Monster is slippery and MONSTROUS. Giraffe's are way to slow for my liking. And I did a little research on Ostrich's. And they are well endowed indeed. And turkey's suck. Synnie said so.

Whoaz. What is in this stuff we're drinkin?

I'm not sure what camels do in the wild......I could speculate what they do in the bedroom, on the other hand......

Me either. Maybe we should mount an expedition.

I think this is some really hard cider Tiz.

Whew--I'm getting light headed just thinking about it.....






the cider, that is......yeah---that's what I meant....

Hard cider. Bitter apples. Hard cores. <--that stuff is pervy.

Camel necks. Camel toes. Camel humps. <--yet again.

Light headed. Hard headed. <--good gawd.

And Synnie says we should mount. Okays, I need to visit "the" thread.

have fun getting dizzy, Tizzy!

Too late. I knew if I kept it up she'd make the connection!

I'm going to have to get a password.

I wonder if there is animalia erotica. *goes to google*

Shitzers. Already been done.

Tiz_Mee said:

I'm going to have to get a password.

I wonder if there is animalia erotica. *goes to google*

Shitzers. Already been done.

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I believe it is called the Discovery Channel

There's even a catchy little tune about it. I can't remember what it's called, something about mammals and the Discovery Channel.

yeah, "You and me baby aren't [ain't] nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...."


thanks, Syno! That's gonna be my lullaby tonight....

Well, sorry if I got it stuck in your head Cella. It is a bouncy little ditty.

The Discovery Channel. Nice. Not really what I had in mind.

I was thinking long horned sheep do it mountin style. Camel does Egypt. Humpty Dumpty and all the king's men. Baaaaack to Baaaaack episodes.

hee heee ha ha!