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Hey Boss. The natives were getting restless again. Stubby keeps hobbling past the window and pasting his face to the glass, hoping to see something entertaining. I'm seriously considering taking the darts off of the dart board and seeling just how fast he can hop.
 

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Hey, that would be really entertaining to see. Give it a go. Who blays darts around here anyway.
 

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Dammit people, I told you to take that stuff out back. Gee Whiz, it's getting to where the regulars are afeared to come in here. With all the:e2moon: and the :whip: in hopes of :e2kissy: or :banana: it makes me :scared: because I think you might be going :crazy: out here in the wilderness without civilization. But I guess I can handle it if you wait until I'm :gone:

So, carry on. Just when I'm not here :rolleyes:

see, what Syno didn't read was that we've already figured that out....

SSHHH!!!


oh, never mind...I thought I heard Syno....if we keep the spanks to the morning hours they'll be gone before she gets in this afternoon....

In any case, we'll keep our privates private......
 

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^Sounds like I need to be here in the morning. I miss out on all the dang fun. :D
 

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see, what Syno didn't read was that we've already figured that out....



In any case, we'll keep our privates private......

Actually I read that, but I wanted a chance to use as many smileys as I could!

Cella, jeez, watch the "P" word! There's a man present!
 

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Whew. I thought I heard that bad boy MrWrite, but I don't see him anywhere. Guess I'll put the darts away for now.
 

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bad boy---ppffft..

he's as gentle as a kitten. fierce as a bull....
 

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Excuse me. Excuse me, but may I talk to the owner?

Thank you.

Hello, sir. See, I was in your fine establishment yesterday and happened to overhear the following conversation:

Hey, I need to finish dinner and eat. BRB.


Same here. Later people! :D

Sir, it appears to me you might be able to increase your profit by offering a selection of food for your customers. Sure, it would entail hiring a chef, building a kitchen that would pass code and developing a menu, but think of the potential?

Should you be interested in pursuing this idea, let me know.

*hands Dan'l business card that reads: "Haggis Chihuahua, former Marshall, now Culinary Consultant to the Stars, Saloon upgrades done cheap"*
 

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Excuse me, Marshall!

*runs after Haggis waving arms wildly in the air*

I tried this and it didn't go too well. Would you kindly tell me what I was doing wrong, Sir?

*bats eyelashes*

*comes back from town with cookbook and fresh ingredients*


time for the lunch crowd. What'll it be?


*writes on chalkboard:
Option one: smoked salmon with provolone cheese and cliantro dressing served with wild rice and potato chowder

Option two: sweet potato pie with ham and seasoned breadcrumbs, served with spinach salad and strawberrie dressing

Option three: beer.*
 

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Slap happy?!

:roll:

That was a good one, Syno!
 

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Alright, folks.

What's happening.


Haggis...new avvie, huh? Well lookiy there.

Boots, ;)

Miss Syno. Like that avvie. :)

Mr. Write.

*hands him jar*

You know what to do.
 

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Hmmm. MrWrite seems to have vanished. Probably needs to replenish his money supply after this morning.
 

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Yep.


Okay, Miss Syno --everyone.

I've got a story down in the Western SYW The Killing of Charlie McClure.

Its long, just so you know.

:)
 

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Good. You've been busy then? I'll take a peek before I go to bed. I'm getting a little done on my stuff this evening.
 

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That's right, Miss Syno. I've neglecting this story for a while now.
 

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I neglected mine shamefully yesterday. Drove around today and figured out what I needed to put in there to set up future plotting and add a bit of suspense. Right now we're slogging through a bit of dialog. Quite a bit...