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Haggis

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*looks up out of a drunken stupor at the city slickers who just walked into the bar*

Say. One a you want to buy me a drink?

And what's with that ape y'all drug in here?
 

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Let's see if he kin tickle the ivory.

*pulls out six shooter--points it at monkey*

Play, monkey. Play.

comeon-1.gif
 

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:Wha: *am still confused by the upside down ape.*

Well, a lady behind the bar. Pleased to make your aquaintence.
 

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*listens for a good 20 seconds*




barkeep? i best skeedaddle.
are we square?
 

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Let's see if he kin tickle the ivory.

*pulls out six shooter--points it at monkey*

Play, monkey. Play.

comeon-1.gif

Now I'm doubly confused. But what the hell, he seems to play purty good.

Whiskey barkeep, and a beer for my horse.
 

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Now I'm doubly confused. But what the hell, he seems to play purty good.

Whiskey barkeep, and a beer for my horse.

:roll:

Why, I believe you're just as strange as the rest of us.

Beerkeep, git this man a beer on me.

*hands bartender a monkey in payment*
 

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watch it, toots!

I'll be watching it as as you walk away.


walk slow, cowboy.

;)


eta:

whiskey and beer for Daniel. You got it!

:puts monkey... : um...where am I..? what am I..?

never mind.

:teaches monkey how to pull a pint:
 
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*stares into his whiskey and says to no one in particular...*



yep.
 

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so far today you've stared into beer and stared into whiskey.

you know you aren't going to get the same results.

:D
 

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Keep'a lookin', cray, they might change color. ;)
 

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so far today you've stared into beer and stared into whiskey.

you know you aren't going to get the same results.

:D

code of the west:
a cowboy don't talk much.
he saves his breath for breathing.
 

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*claps haggis on the back*


funny man.


*finishes whiskey*


*imparts wisdom* don't squat with your spurs on, fellers.


*tips hat*



*rides off into the dust*