Ain't they supposed to have dancing girls in here?
And them other kind of girls too?
oh...so that's why you asked me to join you here.
ratbastid.
I would be happy to bartend, though.
Ain't they supposed to have dancing girls in here?
And them other kind of girls too?
*tips hat to the lady*
And what's with that ape y'all drug in here?
Let's see if he kin tickle the ivory.
*pulls out six shooter--points it at monkey*
Play, monkey. Play.
Let's see if he kin tickle the ivory.
*pulls out six shooter--points it at monkey*
Play, monkey. Play.
no. we are not square.barkeep? i best skeedaddle.
are we square?
Now I'm doubly confused. But what the hell, he seems to play purty good.
Whiskey barkeep, and a beer for my horse.
watch it, toots!
Why, I believe you're just as strange as the rest of us.
Beerkeep, git this man a beer on me.
*hands bartender a monkey in payment*
I'll be watching it as as you walk away.
walk slow, cowboy.
so far today you've stared into beer and stared into whiskey.
you know you aren't going to get the same results.
Keep'a lookin', cray, they might change color.