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*barely nods at daniel*





*stares into whiskey*

























*spit*
 

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*barely nods at daniel*


*spit*


Oh, let's be nice to 'em.



He seems like a gentleman. Not like the other nasty cowboys runnin wild 'round here.
 

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no no,..you got me all wrong, cella.

that barely perceptible nod is a monumental gesture among cowboys.
it means 'i ain't going to shoot you as you walk out'

and that's good!
 

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no no,..you got me all wrong, cella.

that barely perceptible nod is a monumental gesture among cowboys.
it means 'i ain't going to shoot you as you walk out'

and that's good!


Good, cuz I think I rather like this Dan and would hate to have to empty any more rounds into you than necessary.

*bats eyelashes*
 

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*walks up to the bar*

Barkeep, beer.

*spit*
 
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"Which do you want. That, ahem, extra-special cheap stuff with the added ingredient or the regular beer Dan?"
 

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"Since you're here, Barkeep, I'll take some of yer finer beer. Thank'ya kindly."
 

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I'll have some of the finer beer, too.

I thought you was going dump that...uh...special beer out.
 

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*stands by Dan at bar*

"I see ya' got all the monkey guts off the floor..."

*nods to corner*
 

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Yep.

Did cray ever get that piano fixed for ya?
 

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Uh-uh. Didn't think he would, though. Not after the way he spat at m'horse.
 

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"Two beers, comin' right up."

"I thought I'd save that special stuff for the bunny, I like to see his ears twitch."
 

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"Two beers, comin' right up."

"I thought I'd save that special stuff for the bunny, I like to see his ears twitch."

Alright, as long as ya don't get it confussed with the good stuff.
 

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"I was probably a compliment coming from Cray. The ah, volume is an indication of his appreciation. Judging from that mess, he's overcome with joy."
 

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"No problem. The good stuff is on the right...now wait a minute. Did I put it on the right or the left side of the bar?"
 

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Uh-uh. Didn't think he would, though. Not after the way he spat at m'horse.

Well...

*spite*

I guess we'll have to send off for another. Miss Syno, there's a Sears and Roebuck catalogue down at Ma and Pa's General Store ain't there?

*spite*
 

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"I was probably a compliment coming from Cray. The ah, volume is an indication of his appreciation. Judging from that mess, he's overcome with joy."


???

I guess I don't know anybody all that well 'round these parts....
 

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"No problem. The good stuff is on the right...now wait a minute. Did I put it on the right or the left side of the bar?"

Lets see...

Uh...

Take the lid off of one and give it a wiff. What's it smell like?
 

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"I meant, Cella, he finds your horse attractive." Do with that what you will.


"Dan, come back here behind the bar and lift each keg. The good one should be nearly full. I ain't stickin my nose that close."
 

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Time machine warning!----->obviously, editing does not work on this computer since the upgrade
 

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She's a good horse :)

Don't forget to mark each keg "regular" or "for bunneh".
Also, here's a little bottle with a skull on it...that's for the monkey.
*pulls flask from cute brown leather jacket with fring on the sides and a high collar*
 

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*wink* Gotcha. Just for the monkey, are you sure it won't make the bunny's ears quiver too? We ain't got much going on for entertainment right now.

Sure hope Cray gets that piano fixed. If you want to play it, maybe we can get the Sheriff to let you have your gun back. You might need to defend yourself from the music critics.
 

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Dan, come back here behind the bar and lift each keg. The good one should be nearly full. I ain't stickin my nose that close

Alright.

*urghhhhhhhh*

That's the full one. Now go and get the doc. I think I through my back out.