*spit*
*goes grabs mop and bucket*
I sure wish someone would remind the patrons that there are spittoons for that...
*mops up mess*
*curses*
*puts dirty mop and mop bucket out back*
*washes hands*
*mosey over to the bar and builds a tall, cold beer*
*gulps beer*
*belches lil' belch*
*wipes chin with the back of her hand*
Excuse me.
*looks around and see's the place is empty*
Shoot, who the 'ell am I talkin' to...