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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post


    One beer for the lady.
    Beer? That ain't beer.

    *spit*
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    Leuk shoots blanks, anyway--I'm not worried....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Beer? That ain't beer.

    *spit*
    what Haggis said.

    ... which may be one of the few times I've had occasion to say that.
    There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Leuk shoots blanks, anyway--I'm not worried....
    Quote Originally Posted by Stew21 View Post
    what Stew said.

    There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

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    Afternoon all.

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    oh, and I carry messages from Tink.

    Well, a message.

    She's going to be off the range for a while, but says hi to all her adoring fans.

    ... I can only presume she meant all of you.
    There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissAimee View Post
    Afternoon all.
    howdy...

    um.... you have no head

    I presume you are aware of this, but, again
    There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissAimee View Post
    Afternoon all.



    *imperceptible nod*

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    The photographer was kind drunk when he took my photograph. Should of shot him when I had the chance, but I couldn't do he was my brother.

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    cray you don't have to do the imperceptible nod thing unless you're in the bathroom. You can just nod regular in here.

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    what cray is trying to tell you is that his movements are barely noticeable, so don't get your hopes up.
    Last edited by Cella; 11-05-2009 at 12:26 AM. Reason: spelling err
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissAimee View Post
    The photographer was kind drunk when he took my photograph. Should of shot him when I had the chance, but I couldn't do he was my brother.


    I think I need more beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissAimee View Post
    Afternoon all.

    Welcome...

    Nice...dress.

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    This old thing? I just put on since I ruined my good one last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stew21 View Post


    I think I need more beer.


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    dan, you got any of that "crankcase" oil?
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    cayn't, trish,...


    cowboys save their breath for breathing and their regular nods for agreeing on the price of a steer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissAimee View Post
    This old thing? I just put on since I ruined my good one last night.

    It fits your figure, nicely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    dan, you got any of that "crankcase" oil?



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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    It fits your figure, nicely.
    Why thank you Mr. Dan. There isn't many gentlemen in these parts, are there?

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    no.









    *spit*

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    Figures.. lol

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    *stares into whiskey*

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    just ignore cray, Aimee...everyone else does.

    that's why he's always waggin his bare-bottom around, to get attention
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