"Just remember to spit before you take a drink. Goes down a lot smoother."
"Be careful Bunnywit, I've seen you somewheres else lately, talking about buffaloes. Seems to me you were talkin' about bitin' off something biggern' you could chew."
*All firearms and what have you's, must be left at the sheriffs office.*
"Don't look at me, I'm new in town."