The Bent Nail Saloon.

CDaniel · Nov 3, 2009

Cella said:
Sometimes I am actually SO DUMB it hurts.

I was in a hurry to leave tonight but I thought I'd go ahead and toss another few logs into the stove so it would still be toasty when I came home.

Only the log I picked wasn't sized quite right and got wedged in there so that I couldn't shut the doors. The fire was already hot and the log caught right away. So there I was kicking the darn thing, my whole body burning from the heat of the stove. I finally put gloves on and pulled it out, and having a 30lb flaming log fly at you from a stove is more than scary when you're already flustered.

whew!!

so, here I am.

Guinness please.

Dang!

Cella · Nov 3, 2009

Synonym said:
Got it. *I guess we can call this guinness*

So, how'd you put it out? Throw it in the bathtub?

Thanks.

No, I just picked it back up with the gloves on and threw it back in then shoved at it with a pry bar for a while until I could shut the doors.

Synonym · Nov 3, 2009

So now your house and yourself are a bit smokey?

Cella · Nov 3, 2009

it's cleared out now.

how's Jeepers Creepers?

Synonym · Nov 3, 2009

It's good, all fixed. New tire, new belt, new waterpump. Keep your fingers crossed that that's it for now!

CDaniel · Nov 3, 2009

There ya are, Cella

I don't serve this stuff in here regluar, now.

Cella · Nov 3, 2009

*crosses legs*

ETA:

Aww! Thanks Dan!

back later :hi:

CDaniel · Nov 3, 2009

Synonym said:
It's good, all fixed. New tire, new belt, new waterpump. Keep your fingers crossed that that's it for now!

*fingers crossed*

Synonym · Nov 3, 2009

Thank you Dan.

Don't tell Cella but that Guinness looks like something you would drain from a crankcase.

CDaniel · Nov 3, 2009

I know. That's why I never touch the stuff...

Synonym · Nov 3, 2009

Smart man.

I wonder if you put a stick in it, would it stay standing? Maybe they forgot to strain it first.

CDaniel · Nov 3, 2009

Should give that a try, sometime.

My odds are on the stick standing.

Synonym · Nov 3, 2009

You know, I've seen something like that in a cow lot, after a big rain. Brown water, that is.

CDaniel · Nov 3, 2009

You probably shouldn't say that. You might make, Cella, sick.

Synonym · Nov 3, 2009

It's okay, she won't know what I'm talking about.

CDaniel · Nov 3, 2009

True...

Random thought:

Why is it that the cats want to keep using my boots as a scraching post?

Cella · Nov 3, 2009

I do too know what a crankcase is....

CDaniel · Nov 3, 2009

She packs a gun and knows what a crankcase is...

She's a girl after my heart. :heart:

Synonym · Nov 3, 2009

Nail a carpet scrap to a two by four that you've fixed upright. I suppose your boots are the only satisfying thing they can find to sharpen their claws on. Leather scraps might work too.

Cella · Nov 3, 2009

aww schucks.... :tongue

CDaniel · Nov 3, 2009

Synonym said:
Nail a carpet scrap to a two by four that you've fixed upright. I suppose your boots are the only satisfying thing they can find to sharpen their claws on. Leather scraps might work too.

I've already done that. He ignores it.

CDaniel · Nov 3, 2009

Cella said:
aww schucks....

No tongues please, I'm not that kinda a boy....

Okay...maybe I am.

Cella · Nov 3, 2009

I think you probably are. After all--you do read Miss Syno's stories.

CDaniel · Nov 3, 2009

Ever seen a cat wired?

Just give'em a little miracle grow and watch'em go....

Cella · Nov 3, 2009

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