The Bent Nail Saloon.

cray said:

i'm right here!

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I'm beginning to think, more and more lately, that this big battery is only a figment of my imagination.

nope.

i'm. right. here.


anytime you need help from me buddy, i'm here for you.


*turns around and looks at the screen*

...and that goes for you too.

"Hey Cat, I think someone's here." Let's see, where did I put those riding crops?

I guess Cray's offering rides all around?

very good, leuk.

cray is passing out rides, and the monkey can be used for sailing.


looks like we've got transportation covered.

Keep the monkey away from the refreshments.

Miss Syn, I believe your books are giving me the vapors, like.
It sure feels warm in here all of a sudden.

*pats temples gently with handkerchief*

Oh my, that's better now.


But I'm confused. Are those boys offerin' mustache rides or monkey rides?
And where did you put those whips, anyway?



*no, this is a SALOON, not a family show*

"I seem to be having a little trouble focusing myself, dear Cat." Daintily wipes brow and employs a fan. "Riding crops, whips...where did I put those?" Hmmm. "Say, I don't remember who we were supposed to use them on, do you?"

Sniff, sniff. "Ewww. What is that horrible stench? Is that smokin' monkey back again?"

Peeks around the corner. "Uh oh. The monkey and the dead battery. Lord have mercy."

Synonym said:

...Peeks around the corner. "Uh oh. The monkey and the dead battery. Lord have mercy."

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And the bowl of cherries is empty.

But the monkey is smiling.

Ooh. Pretty, I like fire.
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"That's it Miss Cat. I've had it with the monkey and the cherries." I drag a heavy box out from under the wardrobe. "Give me a hand girls."

"Mercy, that's heavy. What ya got in there anyway."

"Fifty caliber lead balls. A buffalo-hunter left em behind. We're gonna paint em red and leave em out for the monkey."

Oooh, you're a naughty girl, Miss Syn. You know how to have fun!

If we was living a hundred years in the future, they might call us Thelma and Louise.

"There's more than one way to put some lead in that monkey's keaster, shootin' it doesn't seem to work."

"I'm gonna make a door-stop out of him I think, Dan."

"Unless you have a better idea?"

Why are these red grapes hard as rocks?