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    Quote Originally Posted by Stew21 View Post
    that's odd. I thought all monkeys were masochistic?
    Yup. 'Specially when they're stickin' cherries where the sun don't shine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synonym View Post
    Yee haw Cray. Are you happy now?
    Not unless you're whippin' his pip with a crop while you're'a'ridin'.

    Step to it, little miss.

    *spit*

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    This will cost a lot of gold dust...in advance!
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    "Wake up." What a bunch of slugs.

    "I've ordered that riding crop from the saddlery." Boy, was that fun to explain. "You guys better cough up some dinero."
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    I've got a feelin' I'm a comin' late here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    I've got a feelin' I'm a comin' late here.
    I'm not so sure that's a bad thing
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    Hi there. Where've you been keepin' yourself?

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    Hello...











    Sheesh, I come back from writing and everyone is gone
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    There must be a round-up going on. This place is deserted.
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    *Stumbles through swingin' door*

    *sits and looks up from the floor*

    Dammit Dan, I thought ya woulda fixed that by now?



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    If that don't lure the cowboys back, nuthin' will.

    Of course, if they prefer the Brokeback Mountain style of entertainment, well...
    I guess the straight flush in the garter won't turn any heads.

    Maybe it's time to whip those boys just a bit, to get their attention.

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    Do I need to order more riding crops?
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    I think so.

    Some blindfolds, too, in case they get suspicious.
    Just act real natural like. Don't approach them too fast.

    I'll explain later. *grin*

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    <looks up from his cards>

    Now when did they get here?
    Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.

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    Looks at the other ladies in disbelief. "How long has it been? I've been here for what, a month at least."

    Nudging Miss Cat, I whisper, "Has he been around those sheep too long? I mean really, how could you overlook Green and her friends, let alone us?"
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    Looks alright in here.

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    Okay, its a new day and the saloon looks to be a tad on the empty side.

    *why ain't them girls down here, kickin' up their heels*

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    "You ladies hear someone come in downstairs?" I look around the room. Everyone shakes their head.

    Some are sewing, writing letters or generally being lazy. Miss Cat and I are deep into some scandalous novels that we ordered six months ago from back East. Wooee! Good thing these books finally showed up. This place has been deader than that Cray feller's battery.
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    *spidey senses tingling*

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    spiderman doesn't exist yet, bat'ry.

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    Mayhaps spiderbattery does.

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    do batteries even exist yet?


    hhhhmmmm.....

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    I'm not sure on that one either, Stew.

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    i'm right here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stew21 View Post
    do batteries even exist yet?


    hhhhmmmm.....
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    I'm not sure on that one either, Stew.
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