The Bent Nail Saloon.

You're making a hell of a racket for this early in the evening. Keep your voice down, some people are still getting over a 'bad ice cube' in their drinks from last night.

So, anyway, who mopped the floor? It was about time by the way.

Wow, you can actually see what color the wood floor is. Oak instead of walnut. Who knew?

Synonym said:

Wow, you can actually see what color the wood floor is. Oak instead of walnut. Who knew?

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Oak floors in New Mexico? Who knew?

¿Hey, es hora para una siesta todavía?

Mi mula maldita está sudando balas.

¿Quién ocultó a las muchachas?

Pine then?

Si, por favor.

I thought this is Nevada...?

Okay, packed dirt. They mopped the dirt floor. Slicker than you-know-what until it dried.

CatSlave said:

I thought this is Nevada...?

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We really don't know for sure. We're not states yet.

Oh dang. My ignorance is showing again.

What say we ask the piano player to play a lively tune, and we can kick up our heels, swish our skirts around...oops, you aren't wearing a skirt...and have a grand ol' time.
You can stomp your feets while I wiggle my fanny. Here we go:

One, two, dah, dah, dah... Buffalo gals won'tcha come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight...
Buffalo gals won'tcha come out tonight and we'll dance by the light of the moon...

Oh, my! *blush, fan myself, fiddle with my hair*
You're a mighty fine dancer if'n I do say so myself.

*glares at other hussy across the barroom*

This too, shall pass, as soon as the spit platoon gets here. I heard that they're using the dirty mop water as weed killer and it works real good on rats too.

Hey, no need to glare. I just was unprepared for all that fanny wiggling. You have a distinctive style of dance there Miz Cat.

*spit*










*spit*






*looks at menu*

Since when did this place start serving grub?

*spit*

When the only restaurant burned down. Something about a cow and a lantern, I heard.

barkeep used to operate the chuckwagon in east stubbsville.

*reads menu*

before noon: beans & biscuits

after noon: biscuits & beans



i'll have the beans & biscuits, pard.
and a whiskey.




*spit*

We're going to need scented candles, lots of scented candles, with that menu.