The Bent Nail Saloon.

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"Okay, I'll get back to work. What we got here, ten pounds or so?" The box thumps on the table. "Spose' that'll slow him down some."

"Hey Dan, thanks." A real gentleman, as opposed to that monkey. Not sure about the battery fella, he's been kind of quiet, almost invisible lately. Hmmm.
 

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"I am not arguing with a dead battery. As a matter of fact, someone pointed out you've either been murdered or are a figment of that stinking monkey's imagination. An even better reason to conclude that I've been overcome with the malingering vapors."

"Barkeep, give me a double shot of that rotgut whiskey you keep hidden from the monkey."
 

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"Thank you. Yet another reason. Barkeep, set me up another."

"You want one too?"
 

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It's before 1938, that's for sure.


that's jest for show, pard. you believe everything you read?



*spit*

i'll have a whiskey too.


my buddy b.franklin coined the term battery in 1748, hoss.
 

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"You guys like yours with or without monkey tinkle?"

"The untainted stuff costs two cents more."
 

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two cents?!

Damn!

What's my cut of that?

I'll be rich in no time!!

Hell, I might even buy me this here dang place.

Pfft.

Or maybe Alaska.
 

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"The bar is losing money on the stuff you peed in, they're trying to make up for it on the good stuff." Stupid monkey wants his two cents worth. Jeez.

"Just stay away from behind the bar." I pull a string out of my pocket. "Remember what this is for, Monkey?"
 

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When did the saloon become an Island? Last I looked, its purty dry out there on the street.
 

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"Ahem, just a Biblical reference, Dan."

"You drinkin' today?"
 

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"The bar is losing money on the stuff you peed in, they're trying to make up for it on the good stuff." Stupid monkey wants his two cents worth. Jeez.

"Just stay away from behind the bar." I pull a string out of my pocket. "Remember what this is for, Monkey?"

"Hey, you! Yeah you! The feller with the music box out on the boarwalk. You need a monkey. You know to dance around to the music you're crankin' out."

Wha wha wha....

"I don't know, mabey he could collect money or something for ya while he dose it."
 

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"Whoops. If you want that monkey to dance, Dan, we need to quit feedin' him lead olives and cherries."

"Seems to slow his, ah, reaction time down just a mite."
 

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"Whoops. If you want that monkey to dance, Dan, we need to quit feedin' him lead olives and cherries."

"Seems to slow his, ah, reaction time down just a mite."

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
 

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"I've got an idea about how to remedy the lead situation, but the dang Monkey has to agree to quit peeing in the drinks and puttin' things where the sun don't shine."

"I'll tell you all about it when I get back. Got to take the stage up to Wichita. Keep the place in some semblance of order Gentlemen."
 

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"I've got an idea about how to remedy the lead situation, but the dang Monkey has to agree to quit peeing in the drinks and puttin' things where the sun don't shine."

"I'll tell you all about it when I get back. Got to take the stage up to Wichita. Keep the place in some semblance of order Gentlemen."

Watch out for Big Jim, Syn. I hear he's over in them parts now cattle rustlin' and such.
 

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I had something for this...
"I'll tell you all about it when I get back. Got to take the stage up to Wichita. Keep the place in some semblance of order Gentlemen."

People train don't run outta Wichita, unlessin' you're a hog or a cattle. People train runs outta S-Stubbville.