Actually, that's the odor of burning copper and iron from all the blood...
Of course, the decaying sprays, rivulets, and pools do tend to add their own ambiance to our place...
If y'all'd come t' church more offen ya' yahoos might get used t' it an' even learn t' like it.
Raw, er, "beef" marinated in soy sauce. Fresh, er, "calf's" liver straight outta' the critter. Ground, er, "beef" raw and marinated in onion, garlic, and barbecue sauce...
Yum!
The church has a, um, "feed" ev'ry Sunday. Y'all need t' comes by and fill up.
There'll be beer. There's always beer...