How should I know? Why don't you ask it?
I see this place is FINALLY open for business.
How's everyone doin tonight?
The choices are:
Whiskey, Whisky, beer, and bourbon.
Meet Ethel yet?
Howdy do, Ethel?
Stay away from the stuff in that white jug. Smells like deer piss, and will drain the snot right out of ya. Unless of course, youre in need of such things. In that case, proceed.