Credit cards?tain't you got no smarts at all, haggis?
we're accepting credit cards now.
that thing there is the thingy-ma-bob for to be processing them.
it connects to the internet and then to the cards secure website via vpn. it then complete the transaction and prints out a receipt for your records.
*spit*
You must be one of them eastern skwirrels.*demonstrates use of new whatsit, orders truckloads of gourmet Valentine's chocolate, steel-toed boots, and assorted medieval dungeon accessories and implements, using the battery's credit card*
See Haggis? Easy peasy.
*spit*
Holy carp, there's an Englishman in my bar
*borrows Nina's gun...shoots Englishman*If you want, I can start with the fish puns again...
*borrows Nina's gun...shoots Englishman*
*borrows Nina's gun...shoots Englishman*
Yes, yes she did. And she's happy about it