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    Domestic extremist darkprincealain's Avatar
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    Talking Stop taking your antihistamines

    Stop because it's fun to accidentally sneeze on your boss. This allergies thing has been going on far too long. It is time for the allergic to go on strike!


    With apologies to GeorgeK.
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    I have no allergies and also no boss but I do like a good sneeze so I am throwing my support behind this.
    although sometimes I just start in mid-sentence.

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    The problem is, you never know if you are carrying the swine flu virus piggybacking on those snotty ridden allergy sneezes. Tsk...better not.

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    PHENTERMINE! works better, anyway.
    I still poop rainbows.




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    I'm going to have to stop antihistamines for 2 weeks prior to my next allergist visit. I'm afraid that I am going to be miserable...

    I'll probably sneeze on everyone and the itchy nose, eyes, inside of ears, throat, etc. will be URGH!!!!!
    Anybody miss me? I'm B A C K....




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    Quote Originally Posted by threedogpeople View Post
    I'm going to have to stop antihistamines for 2 weeks prior to my next allergist visit. I'm afraid that I am going to be miserable...

    I'll probably sneeze on everyone and the itchy nose, eyes, inside of ears, throat, etc. will be URGH!!!!!
    I suggest rescheduling it for 10 days after the first hard frost (good luck predicting that day) but before Jan 1st so that it is on this year's deductible, which around here is betweeen Thanksgiving and Christmas.

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    The King and Queen of Cheese BenPanced's Avatar
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    EXCEPT on weekends, when traffic's higher, so make sure you use only fresh tomatoes.
    I still poop rainbows.




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    Quote Originally Posted by BenPanced View Post
    EXCEPT on weekends, when traffic's higher, so make sure you use only fresh tomatoes.
    and not on Tuesdays, because then it'd be a royal fizbin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassiopeia View Post
    The problem is, you never know if you are carrying the swine flu virus piggybacking on those snotty ridden allergy sneezes. Tsk...better not.

    Eww, Cassi said snotty. Oops, me, too.

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    Don't I have to start taking them first?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeK View Post
    and not on Tuesdays, because then it'd be a royal fizbin.
    Crap. Forgot about that. So what do I do with the mint jelly, then?
    I still poop rainbows.




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    Mint Jelly's last jam, tonight, at the beerhaus!

    Aadams said "s'not funny" to me in a reppie. The snot jokes around this thread are getting thick.
    Quote Originally Posted by Laurence J. Peter
    You can always tell a real friend: When you've made a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

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