Duets You Never Want To Hear

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To complement Charlie's beautiful and well-formed double-bill game, how about a thread on unlikely musical combos? I'll start:

Iron Butterfly and Ricky Martin, doing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Loca

That should be easy to top...
 

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Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney singing a crappy song about racial harmony.

Oh?

Not actual horrible duets, then?
 

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No, I'll pay that - good show!

How about Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney and Captain Sensible, singing Say, Say, Say Wot!
 

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Mariah Carey and anyone singing anything.

Another contribution from the Department of Redundancy Department... thank you very much, Peanut O'Gallery! (true, though... along with anyone dubbing their voices into their dead father's recordings. I'm looking at you, Natalie and Bocephus!)

Now then, back to the heavy lifting:

Captain and Tennille, with Joy Division:
Love Will Keep Us Together and Tear Us Apart
 

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The Zombies and Bauhaus: She's Not There... She's In Parties

Oh, wait. I DO want to hear that one... my bad.
 

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*we interrupt this thread to pledge allegiance to KTC and his perfect brain*

Twofer!

The Beatles and Donovan, singing Good Day Sunshine Superman...

...and Mellow Yellow Submarine
 

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Deep Purple and the Standells singing Smoke on the Dirty Water.
 

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The Eagles and Uriah Heep singing Take it Easy Living.
 

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Gordon Lightfoot and Bob Dylan singing Carefree Highway 61 Revisited.

This is fun!
 

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J.J. Cale and The English Beat, singing Cocaine Mirror in the Bathroom
 

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Is Jimmy Buffett and the Mamas and the Papas singing Come Monday, Monday a little too obvious?
 

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? and the Mysterians and Little Anthony and the Imperials singing 96 Tears on my Pillow.
 

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Paul Simon, Bob Seger and the B-52's, singing She Loves Me Like a Rock Lobster
 

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Chuck Berry and Neil Sedaka singing Maybelline Making Up is Hard To Do.
 

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Ogden Edsl and Paul Anka singing Dead Puppy Love.
 

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The Jimmy Caster Bunch and the Guess Who singing Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat American Woman.
 

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The Beatles and Elton John, singing Happiness is a Warm Gun... Love Lies Bleeding
 

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Melanie and Credence Clearwater Revival singing Lay Down on the Corner.

Bob Dylan and Derek and the Dominos singing Lay Lady Layla.

The Rolling Stones and the Moody Blues singing Ruby Tuesday Afternoon.
 

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Blondie and the Beatles, singing Heart of Glass Onion

Ella Fitzgerald and Julian Cope, singing The Lady is a Trampoline
 

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Led Zeppelin and Duran Duran, singing D'Yer Rio Mak'er (ewwww).

(I know, I know, it's pronounced like "Jamaica", but all through adolescence, I thought of it as "Dire Maker")
 
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Nick Lowe and Billy Ray Cyrus - I love the sound of achy-breaky glass
 

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Elvis Costello and the Fratellis - I don't want to go to Chelsea Dagger