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    Quote Originally Posted by KTC View Post
    Now I know why everybody ignored me for the better part of 2006. Thank you. I thought I was going normal.
    And considering your new userpic, I'll be ignoring you for the better part of 2009...
    I still poop rainbows.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bmwhtly View Post
    No they don't.

    Zombies don't moan about brainz, that's mutants.
    ROTLD they do.


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    "Return"
    Pffft


    I mean Proper zombies.
    "Anyone who can't stomach a bit of hypothetical grotesquery needs to toughen up, because the way the world's going, we'll all spend our final days scrabbling through a pile of steaming rubble, desperately scavenging for bits of charred baby to eat with our bare hands. And under those circumstances, a dark sense of humour will be a massive advantage."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bmwhtly View Post
    "Return"
    Pffft


    I mean Proper zombies.
    What's a proper Zombie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brainstorm77 View Post
    What's a proper Zombie?
    In a word?

    Bub
    "Anyone who can't stomach a bit of hypothetical grotesquery needs to toughen up, because the way the world's going, we'll all spend our final days scrabbling through a pile of steaming rubble, desperately scavenging for bits of charred baby to eat with our bare hands. And under those circumstances, a dark sense of humour will be a massive advantage."

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    I must have missed that in Zombie 101.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BenPanced View Post
    And considering your new userpic, I'll be ignoring you for the better part of 2009...
    I'll be the face you wake up to in the middle of the night. I'll be the face you're startled by when your elevator opens. I'll be the face of the pizza delivery guy who knocks on your door. I'll be the face of the mailman peekin' in your slot. I'll be the face of the man under your bed, scratching on the boxspring. I'll be the face of the head looking back at you when you open your fridge door late at night. I'll be the face...

    Get it? I will haunt you until you poot your crappy little drawers, biotch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KTC View Post
    Now there's a week I'll never get back.
    Oh?
    You caused your kindergarten teacher into early retirement too?

    Quote Originally Posted by KTC View Post
    I'll be the face you wake up to in the middle of the night. I'll be the face you're startled by when your elevator opens. I'll be the face of the pizza delivery guy who knocks on your door. I'll be the face of the mailman peekin' in your slot. I'll be the face of the man under your bed, scratching on the boxspring. I'll be the face of the head looking back at you when you open your fridge door late at night. I'll be the face...

    Get it? I will haunt you until you poot your crappy little drawers, biotch.
    I crossed my legs.
    I squirmed.
    I thought I had it under control.
    Until that closing sentence.
    *pours wine*
    Pooter? Was it good for you too?
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    no, i liek CHOKLIT meelk!
    I still poop rainbows.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KTC View Post
    I'll be the face you wake up to in the middle of the night. I'll be the face you're startled by when your elevator opens. I'll be the face of the pizza delivery guy who knocks on your door. I'll be the face of the mailman peekin' in your slot. I'll be the face of the man under your bed, scratching on the boxspring. I'll be the face of the head looking back at you when you open your fridge door late at night. I'll be the face...

    Get it? I will haunt you until you poot your crappy little drawers, biotch.
    hides under desk... waits for KTC to be gone....

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    How to solve this problem:

    Throw a baboon into KTC's house and hold the door shut. It will eat his face.

    Problem solved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarletpeaches View Post
    How to solve this problem:

    Throw a baboon into KTC's house and hold the door shut. It will eat his face.

    Problem solved.
    No. That's how you solve a problem like Maria. I am NOT Maria.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KTC View Post
    No. That's how you solve a problem like Maria. I am NOT Maria.
    And there is no way to solve a problem like you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    And there is no way to solve a problem like you.
    Except with an army of baboons carrying splintery baseball bats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    All of this ignore business can be solved in a most simple and adult manner that doesn't require any special revamping of the current system.

    First of all, when you see a post that pisses you off, instead of responding, extend both index fingers from each hand to the side of your head, then jam them into your ears, as far as they can be reasonably accommodated.

    Then start intoning, LA LA LA LA LA LA LA L A LA LA LA, for as long as it takes for you to recover from the offending post. This way, your hands and voice will be so occupied with maintaining your sanity that you won't have any means to respond.

    This has been a public service announcement, offered free, and don't forget to wash your hands afterward.
    This is why I love Silver King.

    He's just so sensible.
    I mostly hang out in Office Party. Mostly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inky View Post


    With a protuberance like THIS, who the bloody blazes would put THIS mod on ignore????
    You'd be surprised by how many members must forcibly avert their eyes lest the thrusting fish fill them with thoughts of blissful lust, or so I've been told.
    Quote Originally Posted by rhymegirl View Post
    This is why I love Silver King.

    He's just so sensible.
    On the other hand, some folks, like Kathy, can't keep their eyes away from all of that action for even a moment!

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    I don't think that thing looks like a penis.

    I really don't. At least not any I've seen.

    *hides under table again.*

    **scared**


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    I never thought SK's avatar was phallic before but when someone pointed it out, from that moment on, all I saw was penis.

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    When I chose that avatar, it was done with the most innocent of intentions. But people have referred to me as a big prick ever since. I take that as a compliment, of course.

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    IF SK's avatar were a penis, and said penis' looked like the image - with scales as big as half-dollars and a gaping mouth and a fish hook in the most tendererest of spots - he'd better hie himself to a physician posthaste for intensive, and possibly ongoing, medical therapy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    When I chose that avatar, it was done with the most innocent of intentions. But people have referred to me as a big prick ever since. I take that as a compliment, of course.
    Of course.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    IF SK's avatar were a penis, and said penis' looked like the image - with scales as big as half-dollars and a gaping mouth and a fish hook in the most tendererest of spots - he'd better hie himself to a physician posthaste for intensive, and possibly ongoing, medical therapy.
    poor poor, SK...it's not going to be pretty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarletpeaches View Post
    Except with an army of baboons carrying splintery baseball bats.
    Well, yes, there is that. There aren't many problems that can't be solved with an army of splintery-baseball-bat-wielding baboons.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettielee View Post
    I don't think that thing looks like a penis.

    I really don't. At least not any I've seen.

    *hides under table again.*

    **scared**
    You poooor dear. Give it time. All good things come to those that wait.

    Quote Originally Posted by scarletpeaches View Post
    I never thought SK's avatar was phallic before but when someone pointed it out, from that moment on, all I saw was penis.
    Our like minds + one pub (that I've yet to experience) = a night FULL of hysterical trouble!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ol' Fashioned Girl View Post
    IF SK's avatar were a penis, and said penis' looked like the image - with scales as big as half-dollars and a gaping mouth and a fish hook in the most tendererest of spots - he'd better hie himself to a physician posthaste for intensive, and possibly ongoing, medical therapy.
    SK?
    You may refer to me as Doctor Inky.
    Now, cough!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    And there is no way to solve a problem like you.
    Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
    "Anyone who can't stomach a bit of hypothetical grotesquery needs to toughen up, because the way the world's going, we'll all spend our final days scrabbling through a pile of steaming rubble, desperately scavenging for bits of charred baby to eat with our bare hands. And under those circumstances, a dark sense of humour will be a massive advantage."

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    I think he'd still survive. He's devious.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
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