RICHARD III: Verily, my enemies are nearly upon me! Oh, I would give my kingdom at this moment if I only had-- what's this? Thank you, Madam, for this fine horse! What, you say you wish me to mount and follow you away from this accursed battlefield? Gladly!
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CONFEDERATE SENTRY #1: Halt! *BANG* Who goes there!
CONFEDERATE SENTRY #2: Crissakes, Bobby, yer supposed to wait for 'em to answer afore you shoot 'em!
GENERAL STONEWALL JACKSON: Cease fire you dunder-heads! You've shot a woman!
Ma'am, you've been shot! I must get you to-- oh, I see you are unharmed. Well, then may I offer you the hospitality of-- you wish me to follow you? I must say I do feel compelled. Perhaps it is the allure of your lustrous metal corset.
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JAPANESE PILOT: <<It's a trap! We're hit, Admiral! I'll try to crash into one of those P-38s. BANZAAAAAIIIII!!!!!!1!!>>
ADMIRAL ISOROKU YAMAMOTO: <<Excuse me, blond woman. What are you doing on the wing of my aircraft?>>