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    3. 'he was going so fast, I thought I was gonna fall off"
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    3- "So yeah, I rode one at the county fair. I liked it so much, my pa gave me this one."
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    2. I found this really strange rash this morning in the shower.

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    3. Hurry up with those gucci wallets, slav- uh, I mean, sonnies.
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    4. Anybody know how to load this gun?
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    5. And that's what happens to the turkey's head in Thanksgiving! Now allow me to show how do aaaall the tasty vegetables get inside it.

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    1. Quick, turn the camera on...
    This morning the sun came up.
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    2. Don't flush the third stall. That's a work of art.
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    3. "Oh my gosh! It's alive!"
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    4. drop it!
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    5. "Hello Sir, would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies?"

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    Verse 1. Waste not thy time with messages to and from strangers at the bazaar. Thy works in progress are thy lifeblood and shall not be neglected.
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    Corinthians 1:800:999:3213: And thou shall know that thy cake is but a lie.
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    3) And lo, Jesus suffered during Passover for there was matzo, but there was no fiber.


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    4) Deutoronomy 22:11
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    This morning the sun came up.
    Just like yesterday, and tomorrow.
    Face the day, not the darkness.

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    5) And the Lord said, "Harry Potter and his blasphemous friends shall be erased from the new york times bestseller list", and so they were.

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    Okaaay... Answer 1).- Why Stephanie Meyer is Right
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    #2: Why the mods are so ruthless


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    3.- Forum Game by Kaiser-Kun
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    #4 Forum game for Kaiser-Kun and Bettielee


    I have a new blog! Reading, Writing, Rithmancy
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    5.- Kaiser-Kun and bettielee someone who isn't bettielee at all are getting married, everybody who posts is invited

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    1. Inviting the wrong people to the wedding.... without asking the bride first!


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