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    1. Before going on a vacation, remove all the neighbor's tires and leave the cars on cinder blocks. Leave a note - "Needed some extra tires for the kids - tire racing keeps 'em occupied. Back in 30 days ... Oh and thanks!!!!"
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    "The Moving Finger writes..." M.S. Wiggins's Avatar
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    2) Piss on their new sod—same spot for about a week.

    Feeling adventurous, bold, and daring? If you have the proper ‘equipment’ piss, ‘FUCK YOU’.
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    3. When they've left for the day ... or so ... tear apart their house and convert it into the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    nutruring tomorrows criminals today PorterStarrByrd's Avatar
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    4 Don't put your house up for sale.
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    5. Drain their pool and convert it into a detached studio, which only you have access to.



    Odd things for a talking doll to say.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    Likes metaphors mixed, not stirred Chris P's Avatar
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    1. They say I'm not real. But you know better, don't you?
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    2. Hey buddy ... got any smokes?
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    Sit Down, and Shut Up! Lavern08's Avatar
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    3. Play Misty for me.
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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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