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    4. Is this important? Only I've got a plane to catch. <sirens> Ahh... I gotta go < busy signal>

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    5. "Oh damn! I gotta flee!" *jumps through the window*

    New scene: Stupid things to do to entertain an audience
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    You be a baaaaaad man.

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    1. Hi folks! Mind being my test audience? I just got a new slide whistle and I've been working on perfecting the "Star Trek" theme song. Hm? Naw, the old one. What the hell is D.S.9?
    Writing (like driving a car, riding a bike, tying your shoes, or perfecting your touch-down dance) takes practice.

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    2. And now, for your entertaining pleasure, I'll act like a chicken while I hum "turkey in the straw"!
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    You be a baaaaaad man.

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    3. Hey folks, lemme pitch my new movie idea. Allow me to pose an equation of sorts: Beer + Rednecks + "Hey y'all! Watch this!" + a big, black dildo = the makings of an interesting evening, wouldn't you say?

    Also, what the heck is "turkey in the straw?"
    Writing (like driving a car, riding a bike, tying your shoes, or perfecting your touch-down dance) takes practice.

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    Hey, wanna see what my dog can do with her tongue?


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    5. Up next, Fun with Toe Jam!

    New Scene: Things you don't want to hear on a bus.
    This morning the sun came up.
    Just like yesterday, and tomorrow.
    Face the day, not the darkness.

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    1 - Sorry, your purse looked like a motion-sickness bag.
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    "Whattya mean the bus can't go below 50!"

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    3. "Feelings. Nothing more than feelings. Trying to for--"

    (or, anywhere else, for that matter)
    This morning the sun came up.
    Just like yesterday, and tomorrow.
    Face the day, not the darkness.

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    4) Can you take the wheel for a minute while I pee into this bottle?
    "I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.

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    5) "I'm sorry, but the voices told me not to stop yet..."

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    1. "So, Mr... Sorry I mean Miss Johnson, what is it you guys do here anyway?"

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    2. "Yes, I was fired from my last job but I can explain--whoa! Who's the hottie?"
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    3. Yes, I can identify my weaknesses. I'm lazy, incompetent, sexist, my punctuality is appalling, I have bad breath, I only shower once a month and I steal other people's food. Being able to identify your weaknesses is important, right?
    "I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.

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    4. What's your policy on viewing internet porn on office computers?

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    5. "Call my former employer? Sure. But, they can't answer.... ever again."

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    This morning the sun came up.
    Just like yesterday, and tomorrow.
    Face the day, not the darkness.

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    1. Balding fat man in oversized Hawaiian shirt, Bermuda shorts and sandals with black dress socks.
    It's time to use the big hammer

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    A professional wrestler, doesn't bother changing costumes.

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    4- Thank God you're here, Captain Nude&Lube!
    Quote Originally Posted by blacbird
    You be a baaaaaad man.

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    5. Footie pajamas and a bath towel for a cape....on an adult.


    Things you can say about a horse but not about your husband.

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    1.) I saw him ridden by a knight once.
    This morning the sun came up.
    Just like yesterday, and tomorrow.
    Face the day, not the darkness.

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    "Just hose him down and put him in the stable when you're done riding him."
    "Making words believe in themselves is an art form of a kind/Grasping branches that are too weak to hold the weight of lies..." Satellite Paradiso, "Big Block."

    "Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit and never dies." Edward Bulwer-Lytton

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