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    5. Hey, I turned your diary into a bestseller. You should read it... oh, wait.

    Rejected verses for the 12 days of Christmas.

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    1. On the first day of Christmas
    My true love gave to me
    A nooner with her girlfriend...

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    2. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
    the same damn fruitcake I gave HER last year.

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    3. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a goddam partridge in a fucking pear tree that I can't do anything with because I live in a freaking apartment!!!!
    " My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement." ~ from 'Joe vs the Volcano'

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    4) 27 tubes of toothpaste...
    26 flourescent light bulbs
    Twenty-five dollar amazon gift certificate
    24 low-fat soy lattes
    23 downloaded ring-tones....
    You want to believe me.

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    5. On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me her lawyer's contact details.

    Papers' headlines the day after it was decided to abolish Christmas
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    1. The Grinch Actually Got Away With It This Time

    Don't rush me, I'm working on it!



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    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.


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    2. Bah, humbug!
    It's time to use the big hammer

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    3. Santa Arrested! Slave labor ring is uncovered in North Pole.
    " My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement." ~ from 'Joe vs the Volcano'

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    4. Love is still in the air! Great Pre-Valentine Sale!
    Quote Originally Posted by blacbird
    You be a baaaaaad man.

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    5. New "Elf" Movie Stopped, Mayans Appeased, World Saved!!
    It's time to use the big hammer

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    Holiday gifts for your boss that unintentionally may cause your dismissal
    It's time to use the big hammer

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    1. The book 'How to Win Friends and Influence People'
    " My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement." ~ from 'Joe vs the Volcano'

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    2. A pink slip... with lace accents.

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    3. A nose hair trimmer.
    " My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement." ~ from 'Joe vs the Volcano'

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    4. Got him that gift certificate for that topless place. You know the one with all the neon? A friend told me that Mandy's the best lap dancer over there, so I got him a certificate for a lap dance with Mandy, one of the private ones. Not sure who was least amused. Him, or his daughter... Mandy.

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    5. A gift card for a competing company.

    Things not to do while in the doctor's waiting room.

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    1. Bleed all over the magazines.
    " My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement." ~ from 'Joe vs the Volcano'

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    2. Die
    Quote Originally Posted by blacbird
    You be a baaaaaad man.

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    3. The nurse.

    "There's a Voodoo Game on in the Crescent City. Pray for the Pawns."

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    4. Sing "Doctor, Doctor". Well, the Robert Palmer one is okay, just not the Thompson Twins one. (Ever, anywhere.)

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    5. Bite another patient claiming you 'Must Have Blood!'

    Thanksgiving traditions you wish would just go away
    " My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement." ~ from 'Joe vs the Volcano'

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    1. The annual post-dinner humping of the bird carcass.

    (Uncle Larry's not right.)

    "There's a Voodoo Game on in the Crescent City. Pray for the Pawns."

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    2. Reading of the screenplay for "The Color Burple". Pardon my French!

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    3. Killing all those poor turkeys! What do you have against Turkmenistan?
    Quote Originally Posted by blacbird
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