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    5. Could you spare a few dozen, or are they all counterfeit?


    Your lovely four-year old son just informed your guests that he feels hungry. He further explains that Mummy has said to Papa, supper will only be served when everyone has left. What do you say to steer yourself out of this mess...?
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    1. Get out. I'm hungry too.
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    3. "Quit yo' crazy jibba-jabba, little jimmy!"

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    4. "Don't practice your maitre d' voice with guests, honey."


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    5. Fire up the wood chipper!


    Classic films that would have been enriched by the presence of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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    1. Mamma Mia!


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    3. Citizen Kane
    Quote Originally Posted by blacbird
    You be a baaaaaad man.

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    4. One flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser-Kun View Post
    3. Citizen Kane
    "I'll be back... for my sled."

    As opposed to the Sly Stallone ending:

    "Yo' Rosebud."

    "There's a Voodoo Game on in the Crescent City. Pray for the Pawns."

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    5. Bambi

    How to tell your neighbor that his wife is doing the entire neighborhood.



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    (Works whether it is wife or husband.)


    1. "Let's go to the videotape!"

    "There's a Voodoo Game on in the Crescent City. Pray for the Pawns."

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    2. If you could work from home, you'd get a better feel for what's going on around here.

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    Better feel

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    4. Isn't it remarkable how much your sons look like the mailman and that UPS guy?
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    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.


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    5. Umm, I'm getting really tired of all the cars parked in your driveway. The line's so long, I can't get out!

    A "friend" just handed you a puppy during your birthday party. Everyone's oohing and ahhing. You don't want a dog. What do you say?


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    1. I shall name him... "YOURS!"

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    2. Oh, thank you. I've never had a puppy. Do they taste better baked or fried?
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    3. "Wonder how fast he is? He looks really fast. Let's find out. Can we tie him to your car?"

    "There's a Voodoo Game on in the Crescent City. Pray for the Pawns."

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    4. Oh great! I can use this little tyke for target practice.
    Don't rush me, I'm working on it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.


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    5. Isn't your cousin in charge of an animal shelter?

    Things you don't want to tell your work colleague who has just been fired...

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    1. Wow! Your old chair is the best!

    So's your office... and your secretary... and...

    "There's a Voodoo Game on in the Crescent City. Pray for the Pawns."

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    2. I printed all of those emails you sent me complaining about what a jerk the boss is.
    Don't rush me, I'm working on it!

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    3. I'm never paying you back for that latte you bought me that one time at the leadership conference!

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