1) So you see, Suzie, on Christmas eve, Krampus comes around to all the bad boys and girls houses with his whips. He drags them into the snow and forces them to pull his sleigh from house to house until their feet are black and the skin starts to fall off their toes, so they know to be good next year.
But... you've been mostly good this year... right? He probably won't come here. Well, g'night, sleep well, kiddo.