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    Scenes from a hat!

    All of you who have seen the awesomest of shows, Whose Line is it Anyway?, knows this game. The first user posts a scene, then the next five users post their answers. The last one gets to post a new scene.


    Example:

    Scene: Things a Mall Santa Claus would never say?

    1- "Get off my lap, fatso."
    2- "Just a doll? Good. You're cheap."
    3- "Ok, now get off so it's your sexy mom's turn."
    4- "A doll, boy? Why not a tea set, pansy?"

    Etc.

    Let's get to it. The first scene is:

    Effective ways to ruin an elegant conversation
    Last edited by Kaiser-Kun; 03-10-2009 at 05:01 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by blacbird
    You be a baaaaaad man.

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    "Did I ever tell you about my colostomy bag?"

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    "Hey, look what I coughed up!"
    This morning the sun came up.
    Just like yesterday, and tomorrow.
    Face the day, not the darkness.

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    4- "Lord Baron of Reochestershire, would you mind doing me a favor? ...Pull my finger!"
    Quote Originally Posted by blacbird
    You be a baaaaaad man.

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    "I can belch the alphabet. No, really. Wanna hear? I used to fart on the vowels, but one day I slipped and you real-- Hello? um... "
    This morning the sun came up.
    Just like yesterday, and tomorrow.
    Face the day, not the darkness.

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    New scene: Things you can say in a garage that you can't say in bed.
    This morning the sun came up.
    Just like yesterday, and tomorrow.
    Face the day, not the darkness.

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    1.- "I can fit my entire car there."
    Quote Originally Posted by blacbird
    You be a baaaaaad man.

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    2. Did that come with airbags?
    This morning the sun came up.
    Just like yesterday, and tomorrow.
    Face the day, not the darkness.

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    3. Where did I put my dipstick?

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    4 "Let's see if I can pull out without crashing into anything."

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    5- "Can you have it open before I arrive? I waste time everyday getting in."

    Next: Worst lines to say to your father/mother-in-law.
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    You be a baaaaaad man.

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    1. "Leave the money on the bedside table."

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    2. "So, Pops, you two wanna swap tonight?"
    This morning the sun came up.
    Just like yesterday, and tomorrow.
    Face the day, not the darkness.

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    3- "What I like most about your daughter is that she looks like a little kid. I even bought her an elementary uniform."
    Quote Originally Posted by blacbird
    You be a baaaaaad man.

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    4 - "So, how do you two feel about polygamy? We're moving overseas and I just found out it's legal in that country. I love your daughter but I got a whole lot of love to share."
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    5. "Ok, I'll have her home by...Ahhh! who am I kidding, we're gonna be up ALLLL night."

    NEW SCENE: things you can say about your TV, but not your girlfriend.

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    1 - "I just push this little button and poof! - instant quiet"
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    2. This needs a good cleaning, there's fingerprints all over it.

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    It's great, I had all my friends round the other day, they loved it!

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    4- When she's "unreceptive", you just have to move the "antenna" around.
    Quote Originally Posted by blacbird
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    5 - With this one I have to have the lights off or I get a nasty glare but the other one was OK either way.
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    Oh, next subject: Really bad things to hear from your accountant.
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    1. "Hey, cheer up! I'll think of a good solution to get us out of this mess. How's that kidney of yours, by the way? Healthy?"
    Quote Originally Posted by blacbird
    You be a baaaaaad man.

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