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    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    2. Ima go with roof rabbit.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    4. A sculpted centerpiece that looks like the head of Donald Trump


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    5. Your in-laws - in flagrante delicto. (I don't know - blame the roof rabbit)


    Unusual withdrawals to come out of your ATM
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    1. $120,345,000.00 in Lagos, Nigeria.
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    2. Kaiser Kun's Keys (sorry - one last time before the new year)
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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    Ruby Ruby when will you be mine?
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    3. "Uh, I didn't even know sperm banks had ATMs."

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Scribe of the girls in the basement Marissa D's Avatar
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    5. A ham sandwich with a bite taken from it.

    Suggestions for dealing with the frigid winter cold

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    1. Stuff your shirt full of cats. They love that.
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    nutruring tomorrows criminals today PorterStarrByrd's Avatar
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    2. Light the neighbor's house on fire
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Ruby Ruby when will you be mine?
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    3. Pump up that fossil fuel usage.

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    4. Ummmm, stay inside?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mclesh View Post
    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

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    5. Travel to the planet Venus. (I hear it's a little warmer over there.)


    Unusual alternative fuel for vehicles.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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    1. ferrets

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    2. methane from politicians. (Turns out we just need a few to power about 10,000 vehicles)
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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    Ruby Ruby when will you be mine?
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    3. Apple cider vinegar (the cure all of the day)

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    5. Foot powered. (Flintstone style)


    Heroes or Villains that will never make it into the Marvel universe.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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    1. Grammar Nazi

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    Likes metaphors mixed, not stirred Chris P's Avatar
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    2. Sad Puppy Face.

    Bending humanity to his will with droopy eyes and a faint whimper.
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    4. Paper Cut man
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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    Unusual New Year's resolutions.
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