Between 'fugly' and 'shoefic' - new poet speak

aspier · May 31, 2005

I got the idea for this thread from a word maestro posted = fugly! In some sentence like 'Boy, Arizona's fugly'. I myself d'eveloped the word 'shoefic' = shoe fiction. A new genre? I don't know. I like shoes etc. Anyway, any of you know more such words - existing ones or new ones.

Mark the new words in red = it saves time when browsing the thread. We all can learn this zeee new New Speak! No?

fugly - 'Boy, Arizona's fugly'
shoefic - 'I'm working on a new way-off shoefic setting for some poem'

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aspier · May 31, 2005

bum post

KTC said:
LOL! You and your shoes!

bum post ktc, no?

Fractured_Chaos · May 31, 2005

I'm game.

How about this one..my new favorite word...:

Sheeple. (shee pull) n. Sheep + People.

1) Any group of people who has given up indepenant thought in favor of spoon-fed dogma.

2) Someone who considers questioning anything is wrong.

3) Any group of people who follow a popular trend, just because everyone else they know is doing it.

aspier · May 31, 2005

summary

Ok, I'll do the summary every now and again. Sames time copying etc.

Mark the new words in red = it saves time when browsing the thread. We all can learn this zeee new New Speak! No?

fugly - 'Boy, Arizona's fugly'
shoefic - 'I'm working on a new way-off shoefic setting for some poem'
Sheeple. (shee pull) n. Sheep + People.
1) Any group of people who has given up indepenant thought in favor of spoon-fed dogma.
2) Someone who considers questioning anything is wrong.
3) Any group of people who follow a popular trend, just because everyone else they know is doing it.

What about weeple = we + people; a kind of ussy us ... 'There comes that couple weeple-ing again! Oh stupid!'

Then there is that 'Johnny and Marina' thing. Its in here but I can't explain it. Rather a complicaterd thought process to go with it!

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Gehanna · May 31, 2005

I always enjoyed the word FUBAR but it has been around for a while. I don't want to write out what the first two words are but the last three are: Beyond All Recognition.

edit to add- this isn't exactly a word formed from two other words, it's an acronym I suppose.

maestrowork · May 31, 2005

Shappens.

Gehanna · May 31, 2005

lol, good one maestrowork

aspier · May 31, 2005

list so far

Mark the new words in red = it saves time when browsing the thread. We all can learn this zeee new New Speak! No?

fugly - 'Boy, Arizona's fugly'
shoefic - 'I'm working on a new way-off shoefic setting for some poem'
sheeple. (shee pull) n. Sheep + People.
1) Any group of people who has given up indepenant thought in favor of spoon-fed dogma.
2) Someone who considers questioning anything is wrong.
3) Any group of people who follow a popular trend, just because everyone else they know is doing it.
weeple = we + people; a kind of ussy us ... 'There comes that couple weeple-ing again!'
FUBAR = last three are: Beyond All Recognition.
Shappens = ?
Johnny and Marina = a couple that think they are hot.
NAFI = Np ambition and f interest. (Bad army word and banned from army as it puts on to anarchism)

allion · Jun 1, 2005

How about:

craptastic= something crappy beyond all recognition

and an old one:

SNAFU=Situation Normal All F'ed Up (from the US Army, I think?)

Karen

aspier · Jun 1, 2005

smile = cool = like most of my poetry

allion said:
How about:

craptastic= something crappy beyond all recognition

and an old one:

SNAFU=Situation Normal All F'ed Up (from the US Army, I think?)

Karen

tnx allion! I think we will have to make dif category for 'army' words. Craptastic and fugly are really such innovative cool right-on words, aren't they? I wonder if one can invent these all by oneself or do they have to 'grow' from somewhere else?

Fractured_Chaos · Jun 1, 2005

Then there's the one my father always liked to use: SEWAG (pronounced see wag)

Acronym for Scientifically Estimated Wild Azzed Guess.

What do you expect? This came from my father, who also left me with such gems as:

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"
"I'm gunna get all over that, like Ugly on an Ape!"

Me: "What for?" (after being told to do something)
Dad: "Cat-fur, to make kitten-mittens!"
Me:

??

"I'm gunna fox a bart out of you, an' make you whistle like a freight train!" (usually said when I've frustrated him beyond coherence)*sputtering, and going through the entire list of pets, living, dead, still with us, or elsewhere...* "Dammit! Who are you? And don't lie to me, 'cause I know where you live!"

Dad: "Bananas, 'cause they have no bones" (This usually comes after I've asked him a question to which he doesn't have an immediate answer)
Me:

?? (In case anyone was interested, I walked around with that look on my face throughout most of my teen years)

Dad: "If it takes a hen and a half, a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog-house?"
Me: ...
Dad: "Well?"
Me: "You've been sniffing turpentine, haven't you?"

Dad: "Why does a mouse when it spins?"
Me:

I'm convinced my father was trying to drive me crazy.

Celeste · Jun 1, 2005

KTC said:
LOL! You and your shoes!

I love aspier and his love for shoes! I never thought I'd meet a man who loves shoes as much as I do. I'm beginning to think, he loves them more. Lol....

Anyway...can't think of any new words for you right now. But I want to let you know, I have the shoe photos ready for you, argo! :Clap:

aspier · Jun 1, 2005

fancastic

mmm broad smile ... fancastic! *wink* The shoefic experiment is working and slowly picking up! We soon can use shoefics as currency here, no? A shoe for a shoe? Over at another thread in Office I get some realtime guidance by two pagemaker buffs re the technical aspects of the pages! The only thing is ... I got such a slow brain and worst of all, I am so unfaithfull: you show me a shoe and some foot trying to slip into it and whoops! I'm sold!

A new word? shoe + fiction + feeling = a shoefeeling fic

huh?

tnx nice remark Celeste!

Celeste · Jun 2, 2005

I'll send you the photos tomorrow, aspier. *wink*

I had a few shots left on the roll in my camara, so I decided to finish it off with a few more 'shoe-fic' photos for you. Do you know how hard it is to take a photo of your own feet in the shoes? My back is killing me! I couldn't get my camara to focus and was twisting all over trying to get different angles. I feel like I've just worked out! Lol.... Only for you, argo! :kiss:

aspier · Jun 2, 2005

happy

Celeste said:
I'll send you the photos tomorrow, aspier. *wink*

I had a few shots left on the roll in my camara, so I decided to finish it off with a few more 'shoe-fic' photos for you. Do you know how hard it is to take a photo of your own feet in the shoes? My back is killing me! I couldn't get my camara to focus and was twisting all over trying to get different angles. I feel like I've just worked out! Lol.... Only for you, argo!

oh oh of course I know! need that mirror in your poem smile ... but then again oh mm shhhht! I need big sizes so plse plse don't cut them ok? Happy!

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aspier · Jun 2, 2005

summary

Mark the new words in red = it saves time when browsing the thread. We all can learn this zeee new New Speak! No?

fugly - 'Boy, Arizona's fugly'
shoefic - 'I'm working on a new way-off shoefic setting for some poem'
sheeple. (shee pull) n. Sheep + People.
1) Any group of people who has given up indepenant thought in favor of spoon-fed dogma.
2) Someone who considers questioning anything is wrong.
3) Any group of people who follow a popular trend, just because everyone else they know is doing it.
weeple = we + people; a kind of ussy us ... 'There comes that couple weeple-ing again!'
FUBAR = last three are: Beyond All Recognition.
Shappens = ?
Johnny and Marina = a couple that think they are hot.
NAFI = Np ambition and f interest. (Bad army word and banned from army as it puts on to anarchism)
A new word? shoe + fiction + feeling = a shoefeeling fic huh?
fcall = ? ... what can be the meaning of this?
SEWAG (pronounced see wag) = Acronym for Scientifically Estimated Wild Azzed Guess.
craptastic= something crappy beyond all recognition
SNAFU=Situation Normal All F'ed Up (from the US Army, I think?)
thinking = thin king

Liam Jackson · Jun 3, 2005

Of the words listed, fugly is my personal favorite. And it's probably the only word on the list older than I am.

There's even a couple of websites devoted to Fugly. For example:
www.fugly.net/gallery.html
Warning: Although I like the word, this site is pretty damned tasteless, and doesn't necessarily represent the opinions of this poster. *salute*

WriteRead · Jun 3, 2005

I like this new words and here are another two:

- scratchitti - the equivalent of graffiti (plural of graffito), but made on glass/plastic/wood by scratching it.
From the NYC demented subway world, where you can see all sorts of maxims/axioms/declarations everywhere in the car.

Speaking of graffiti:

In a public restroom the following graffiti was detected:

"My mother made me a homosexual"

Below:

"If I give her wool, she'll make me one, too?"

- igmo - Coagulated (ha-ha, totally mine and mine, only

) abbr for "Ignorant Moron". Heard it when visiting Ol'opry House in Nashville, TN. Not to believe it, but I used it timely and very much in place.

Following in Celeste's footsteps w some funny expressions (which really have to be given a special thread of their own), here are two, quite used in Fla, at least in my place:

""Know what I mean, jelly bean?"

And you answer:

"Yes, tennis shoe!" (aspier, shoe!)

and

"See you later, alligator!"

Next?

Dan

VOTE_BOT · Jun 3, 2005

aspier · Jun 3, 2005

update words

aspier said:
Mark the new words in red = it saves time when browsing the thread. We all can learn this zeee new New Speak! No?

fugly - 'Boy, Arizona's fugly'
shoefic - 'I'm working on a new way-off shoefic setting for some poem'
sheeple. (shee pull) n. Sheep + People.
1) Any group of people who has given up indepenant thought in favor of spoon-fed dogma.
2) Someone who considers questioning anything is wrong.
3) Any group of people who follow a popular trend, just because everyone else they know is doing it.
weeple = we + people; a kind of ussy us ... 'There comes that couple weeple-ing again!'
FUBAR = last three are: Beyond All Recognition.
Shappens = ?
Johnny and Marina = a couple that think they are hot.
NAFI = Np ambition and f interest. (Bad army word and banned from army as it puts on to anarchism)
A new word? shoe + fiction + feeling = a shoefeeling fic huh?
fcall = ? ... what can be the meaning of this?
SEWAG (pronounced see wag) = Acronym for Scientifically Estimated Wild Azzed Guess.
craptastic= something crappy beyond all recognition
SNAFU=Situation Normal All F'ed Up (from the US Army, I think?)
thinking = thin king
igmo - Coagulated (ha-ha, totally mine and mine, only ) abbr for "Ignorant Moron". Heard it when visiting Ol'opry House in Nashville, TN. Not to believe it, but I used it timely and very much in place.
scratchitti - the equivalent of graffiti (plural of graffito), but made on glass/plastic/wood by scratching it.
From the NYC demented subway world, where you can see all sorts of maxims/axioms/declarations everywhere in the car.

mm

Fractured_Chaos · Jun 3, 2005

Here's one that's not so nice, or funny, but I've seen way too many examples of, lately: Prostitots

These are little prepubescent children whose parents dress them in sexually revealing clothing (or allow them to dress in said clothing).

I seriously want to walk up to whatever adult is in charge of these children when they're out in public, and smash their faces in. >.<

And just -WHAT- are the designers THINKING (Or not thinking, actually), by making these clothes!

Oooooooh! *steps down off her soapbox*

WriteRead · Jun 22, 2005

Hope you don't mind me resurecting a thread, but I found a new term that I wana share w you:

dockominium

a derivative of "condominium", obviously, meaning "privately owned dry/wet boat storage space".

Found it today in the newspaper in an ad. Florida, where else?

Dan

WriteRead · Jul 27, 2005

Okay, so I raised it from the dead, so what? It's b/c I wanted to tell you about a new fugly and shoefic word. So, hark and listen, y'all and give heed!

When you're down and under, when all is screwed up, when everything is a total mess, when everything and everyone has gone south and you feel like no, you can't anymore, there's a medicine which wipes it all as if not'n happened.

Scroll,

scroll,

scroll,

it comes,

here it is,

Take FUKITOL! It's cheap, it's generic and you can take it w food, w/o food, in the morning, in the evening, whenever, standing, lying, squatting (remember Fossamax?), sitting, or on your head, yogaing.

Hope it helped!

Dan

aspier · Jul 28, 2005

fukitol

An absolute winner Writeread! I'll upgrade this soon. Tnx for bringing it back, ok?

aspier

Unique · Jul 28, 2005

"y'all and give heed!"

Why did I first read this as ...'ya'll give head!'? Sheesh -

Oh, yeah. Don't forget 'Dammitol'; it comes in a liquid - <smile>

Between 'fugly' and 'shoefic' - new poet speak

aspier

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Fractured_Chaos

Distra-- Ooh! Shiny!

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Gehanna

Introvert

maestrowork

Fear the Death Ray

Gehanna

Introvert

aspier

allion

Character assassin

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Fractured_Chaos

Distra-- Ooh! Shiny!

Celeste

aspier

Celeste

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Liam Jackson

Heathen Horde Elder

WriteRead

VOTE_BOT

Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein

aspier

Fractured_Chaos

Distra-- Ooh! Shiny!

WriteRead

WriteRead

aspier

Unique

Agent of Doom