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    my name is hannah Shady Lane's Avatar
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    Yes, your characters can have sex

    They can have sex. EVEN GAY SEX OMG

    And drink. EVEN ALCOHOLIC THINGS.

    And curse. EVEN THE F-WORD.

    And do drugs. EVEN ILLEGAL ONES.

    they can do, say, and think about ANYTHING THAT TEENAGERS DO.


    really. really. they can.






    that is all


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    But can they watch Leave it to Beaver?
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    of COUSE NOT kathleen, that's just appalling
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    kathleen wtf

    no one watches Leave it to Beaver.

    **sighs**

    Good luck finding an agent with THAT one...
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    Can my characters phone people, shout "BUM WILLY POO!" and then hang up?

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    *watched Leave it to Beaver once*

    I know! I know!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarletpeaches View Post
    Can my characters phone people, shout "BUM WILLY POO!" and then hang up?
    No.

    Never.

    "Poo" is a dirty word.
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    Can they squick all over each other?

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    Only if they're not Americans, SP.

    'cause any American hearing that would be like "wtf"
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    Quote Originally Posted by scarletpeaches View Post
    Can they squick all over each other?
    Yes.

    They can squick all over each other all. night. long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shady Lane View Post
    Only if they're not Americans, SP.

    'cause any American hearing that would be like "wtf"
    Any American characters I write would be against saying "WTF."

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarletpeaches View Post
    Any American characters I write would be against saying "WTF."
    then you're not accurately portraying americans!

    GTFO!
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    Oh STFU.

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    LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esopha View Post
    No.

    Never.

    "Poo" is a dirty word.
    my editor actually had issues with my usage of "poo".

    True Story.

    (shady, take your credit.)
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    I'll let reen cite it, he's better at it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sharpierae View Post
    my editor actually had issues with my usage of "poo".

    True Story.

    (shady, take your credit.)
    Why?

    No. I seriously want to hear the reasoning behind this. Because I use "poo" in LC all the time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sharpierae View Post
    my editor actually had issues with my usage of "poo".

    True Story.

    (shady, take your credit.)
    Lane, Shady. True Story. Absolute Write: Random Musings, 2007.
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    thanks baby
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    haha! No a character described feeling nervous and tense like she "felt like I needed to poo." and editor was like, wtf? that's WEIRD, yo. Weird phrase. stop it.
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    hahahaha that is weird.
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    So POO is out, then?

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    yeah, that's a little weird lmao
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    It took me a while to realise that FTW did not mean "Fuck the World". But then I remember punk.

    But seriously, is there ANYTHING that's off-limits? Necrophilia (if you don't count beyond-the-grave romances as such)? Bestiality?
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