Greetings and welcome to the watercooler
Uh-oh another Greeny. Can the time vortex hold? Will it collapse in on itself and crush us all into little dice? Will Batman be able to save Robin? Tune in next week - Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel. Oh, and don't forget to read the
newbie guide, which is in a sticky thread at the top of the Newbie Forum. If you have any problems you can PM (private message) me and I'll see if I can help, or you can post in the Super-Dooper Newbie 'Ask the Mod' thread at the top of the newbie forum.
To find out about the various buttons and icons, and also about rep points, how to PM (private message) members, custom avatars and a whole host of other useful stuff, check out Cathy_C's thread, which is also stickied at the top of the Newbie forum,
Next on our tour, if you'll look to the left, you'll notice...
And for fun, we have the terrific Newbie Question of the Day thread. Pop in and have a go at answering a few of the really easy questions (the link is in the sig line below). They are easy. Yep, they are. And it's so much fun.
Oh, and I'd offer you some double choc-chip cookies, but your sister stole all my stash