(((Cricket))) Yay Madder! Good to see you! Weren't you peed on by several cicadas last summer? That's one reason NOT to look forward to summer. But I am anyway!
{{Cricket}} Thought things would calm down after the 15th for you.
*stabbity stabbity stab stab stab*
Where's the cute smiley with the sharp knife? Fine, I'll just use this chainsaw.
Just work-stupid, life-shit, turniptcy-headache, etc.
Diva Chihuahua
Possums aren't known for their great maternal urges, so she maybe just lost him on accident.
Here's my cockroach story.
One early morning, I boiled the kettle and make myself a cuppa and drank it. Then, just before leaving the house, I thought, I should really fill the kettle for my hubster. So I took the lid off and was about to refill under the tap, when I noticed a 'boiled' cockroach floating around in the water.
Yep, I had myself a nice hot cup of cockroach juice for breakfast. *still shudders and dry heaves thinking about it*
It sounds like a bat is flying around the room but it's too dark to see. Just when it occurs to me this could be the roach, *ThwaP!* It lands in my hair!