Things You Don't Want to Hear from a McDonald's Worker

IReidandWrite · Dec 22, 2008

Had to jump on the bandwagon...

1. "Does this look infected?"
2. "Whoops. Dropped your change."
3. "Whoops. Dropped my contact lens."
4. "This is good, right?"
5. "Did I wash my hands?"
6. "God, this is a big one."

maestrowork · Dec 22, 2008

Ooops, I think I just cut my finger off into this batter...

nevada · Dec 22, 2008

I'm sorry. It's five seconds after 11 o'clock. we no longer serve breakfast.

Yeshanu · Dec 22, 2008

nevada said:
I'm sorry. It's five seconds after 11 o'clock. we no longer serve breakfast.

That's definitely on my all-time list of things I don't want to hear at the drive thru window...

And one from me:

*cough, cough, cough*

thethinker42 · Dec 22, 2008

Yelled from back by the food prep area: "Hey, what happened to my band-aid?"

BenPanced · Dec 22, 2008

"I hear Country Buffet has a two-for-one special today."

William Haskins · Dec 22, 2008

"have a lovely sunshiney day and enjoy your hamburger. thank you for shopping at mcdonalds."

robeiae · Dec 22, 2008

"Uh-oh, my water broke. Again."

SherryTex · Dec 22, 2008

It's bring your pet to work day. I promise he won't hurt a thing. He's a very gentle rat.

Joe270 · Dec 22, 2008

"Is it a two second rule, or a ten second rule?"

"Ah-Choooooooo."

Yeshanu · Dec 22, 2008

To co-worker:

"I'm going on break now. Want anything from Wendy's?"

threedogpeople · Dec 22, 2008

How long are you allowed to work after you're exposed to small pox?

maestrowork · Dec 22, 2008

"Welcome to Long John Silver."

alleycat · Dec 22, 2008

"Please pull on up to the waiting space. We'll have your order out to you shortly."

scarletpeaches · Dec 22, 2008

"Dammit. We're out of mayonnaise. Okay..." *unbuckles pants*

Joe270 · Dec 23, 2008

It's got some wang in it.

scarletpeaches · Dec 23, 2008

"Okay, who ordered the pube McFlurry?"

scarletpeaches · Dec 23, 2008

"Yeah, yeah, I'll serve you in a minute, I'm just trying to find a vein."

Shadow_Ferret · Dec 23, 2008

The green hamburger meat is still good to use, right?

Mr Flibble · Dec 23, 2008

*gnrrrrgh*

*spit*

Things You Don't Want to Hear from a McDonald's Worker

IReidandWrite

maestrowork

Fear the Death Ray

nevada

Yeshanu

Elf Queen

thethinker42

Abnormal Romance Author

BenPanced

THE BLUEBERRY QUEEN OF HADES (he/him)

William Haskins

poet

robeiae

Touch and go

SherryTex

Working on 2nd WIP

Joe270

Yeshanu

Elf Queen

threedogpeople

This is my BEST side!

maestrowork

Fear the Death Ray

alleycat

Still around

scarletpeaches

Joe270

scarletpeaches

scarletpeaches

Shadow_Ferret

Court Jester

Mr Flibble

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble