Stuff you never want to hear your coworkers say....

OK, you guys hold him and pull down his pants. I've got the grease gun.

You have overtime. We need you take an hour and half for lunch today. (Lunches are an hour).
Just let them get a different movie. They didn't know it was in Spanish (dealing with "Pan's Labyrinth")

Steer clear of the ladies' room, Mr. Bossman just walked out.

'Well with the credit crunch, we have to evaluate every job and ensure it's necessary.' *zzzzzzzzzzzip* 'So, about your job. Persuade me.'