So, I fear that my humor gets lost in the shuffle here...

James81 · Dec 17, 2008

...cause I'm too busy debating things in the politics forums or what not.

So, in order to rectify that, I'm going to ask you all to post up some subjects and I'll try to make them funny.

Feel free to join in if you want. Let's have some laughs.

scarletpeaches · Dec 17, 2008

Piles.

Piles so big they make your arse feel like a space hopper.

joyce · Dec 17, 2008

Scabies and E.D..........

James81 · Dec 17, 2008

scarletpeaches said:
Piles.

Piles so big they make your arse feel like a space hopper.

Ever wonder what was in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile.

kekeke

Ok, I can do better than that.

NeuroFizz · Dec 17, 2008

Fibonacci numbers and the mathematics of spirals.
http://www.crystalinks.com/fibonacci.html

And all this time
I thought
insanity would spiral
into the maelstrom
of muddled hell,
not expand with
the clarity of
Fibonacci

[I guess you have to be there...]

James81 · Dec 17, 2008

joyce said:
Scabies and E.D..........

A guy was on a business trip to Texas and bought a really cool pair of snakeskin boots. He was so excited and couldn't wait to show his new boots to his wife. Returning from his trip late the next evening, his wife was in the bathroom getting ready for bed. He quickly stripped naked, except for his new snakeskin boots and stood in the bedroom to wait for her. As the wife emerged from the bathroom he asked, "Well honey, do you notice anything special?" She replied, "Yeah, its limp." "It's not limp!" exclaimed her husband. "It's admiring my new snakeskin boots!" "Well, next time buy a hat."

rhymegirl · Dec 17, 2008

Hairy underarms

James81 · Dec 17, 2008

rhymegirl said:
Hairy underarms

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd155/hrtofdixie69/525-armpit-tattoo.jpg

maestrowork · Dec 17, 2008

rhymegirl said:
Hairy underarms

His new CD came out just in time for Christmas.

Kitrianna · Dec 17, 2008

James81 said:
A guy was on a business trip to Texas and bought a really cool pair of snakeskin boots. He was so excited and couldn't wait to show his new boots to his wife. Returning from his trip late the next evening, his wife was in the bathroom getting ready for bed. He quickly stripped naked, except for his new snakeskin boots and stood in the bedroom to wait for her. As the wife emerged from the bathroom he asked, "Well honey, do you notice anything special?" She replied, "Yeah, its limp." "It's not limp!" exclaimed her husband. "It's admiring my new snakeskin boots!" "Well, next time buy a hat."

So, I fear that my humor gets lost in the shuffle here...

James81

Great Scott Member

scarletpeaches

joyce

I'm really shy...

James81

Great Scott Member

NeuroFizz

The grad students did it

James81

Great Scott Member

rhymegirl

It's a New Year!

James81

Great Scott Member

maestrowork

Fear the Death Ray

Kitrianna

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