We Are Doomed.

Ageless Stranger · Nov 13, 2008

In the interests of saving forum space and user time, I have selflessly built this thread with my own blood, sweat and tears. Consider it a summation of all the major news stories. Oh yes, and I may be slightly drunk, so take that as you will.

:banana:

WE ARE SO F**KING
DOOMED!!!!!
:e2violin:

Nice, isn't it?

regdog · Nov 13, 2008

Ageless Stranger said:
In the interests of saving forum space and user time, I have selflessly built this thread with my own blood, sweat and tears. Consider it a summation of all the major news stories. Oh yes, and I may be slightly drunk, so take that as you will.

WE ARE SO F**KING
DOOMED!!!!!

Nice, isn't it?

Very nice, and such happy colors..

Here's to be f****ng doomed :e2drunk:

Stew21 · Nov 13, 2008

I might have to have Dino merge this with the Whatever thread, along with cray's long-dead "what's hot" thread, and we might as well toss the this thread shall die umbrella over them all.

Not only are we all doomed, so's your thread. heh. (oh crap, I forgot my evil laugh)...muhahahaha!!!

regdog · Nov 13, 2008

Stew21 said:
I might have to have Dino merge this with the Whatever thread, along with cray's long-dead "what's hot" thread, and we might as well toss the this thread shall die umbrella over them all.

Not only are we all doomed, so's your thread. heh. (oh crap, I forgot my evil laugh)...muhahahaha!!!

Aww, Doomed Thread we hardly knew you

Stew21 · Nov 13, 2008

oh wait. I forgot the disclaimer: Stew21 has no moderatorly merging powers in office party. Anything moderator-merge-ish she says in Office Party is bunk.

Ageless Stranger · Nov 13, 2008

Stew21 said:
oh wait. I forgot the disclaimer: Stew21 has no moderatorly merging powers in office party. Anything moderator-merge-ish she says in Office Party is bunk.

Ha!

Take that doom-filled fate, my thread shall avoid your clutches!

Ageless Stranger · Nov 13, 2008

regdog said:
Very nice, and such happy colors..

Here's to be f****ng doomed

Hear here!

:snoopy:

Stew21 · Nov 13, 2008

if we're all doomed anyway, it hardly matters, does it?

Ageless Stranger · Nov 13, 2008

Stew21 said:
if we're all doomed anyway, it hardly matters, does it?

To be honest, logic probably isn't much of an impedimnt to me right now.

Shadow_Ferret · Nov 13, 2008

Pessimist.

Stew21 · Nov 13, 2008

You need to get Celina's doom bunny in here to make it official.

Elwolf · Nov 13, 2008

It sure isn't doomed yet, if it is still going! Poor little doomed thread.

regdog · Nov 13, 2008

Stew21 said:
oh wait. I forgot the disclaimer: Stew21 has no moderatorly merging powers in office party. Anything moderator-merge-ish she says in Office Party is bunk.

Yeah, long live the Doom Thread

:TheWave:

Ageless Stranger · Nov 13, 2008

Shadow_Ferret said:
Pessimist.

mscelina · Nov 13, 2008

Stew21 said:
You need to get Celina's doom bunny in here to make it official.

Consider this the official stamp of Doom approval.

Ageless Stranger said:

Dude--what is it with you and all of these farging cheerful threads? Good God, man--have a drink or something. Jesus.

Ageless Stranger · Nov 13, 2008

mscelina said:
Consider this the official stamp of Doom approval.

Dude--what is it with you and all of these farging cheerful threads? Good God, man--have a drink or something. Jesus.

I am all jubilation!

And it was drinking that caused the trouble in the first place. I'm too scared to stop now.

Ageless Stranger · Nov 13, 2008

regdog said:
Yeah, long live the Doom Thread

It's a skittles party.

I shall enjoy devouring them.

Beach Bunny · Nov 13, 2008

Sorry, I'm too sunnily optimistic to join in the Doom and gloom thread. You can cry about it all you like, but life's a bitch and then you die. So, Don't Worry, Be Happy! :e2bouncey

regdog · Nov 13, 2008

Ageless Stranger said:
It's a skittles party.

I shall enjoy devouring them.

Here's to the poor doomed skittles

:e2drunk:

rhymegirl · Nov 13, 2008

But Ageless, are you scented or unscented?

That's what matters the most.

Ageless Stranger · Nov 13, 2008

Beach Bunny said:
Sorry, I'm too sunnily optimistic to join in the Doom and gloom thread. You can cry about it all you like, but life's a bitch and then you die. So, Don't Worry, Be Happy!

Allow me to make three half-cogent points.

I never cry. My eyes merely discharge liquid awesome from time to time.
Sadly, life is a magnificent bitch and will continue to be one long after my death.
Are you Bobby McFerrin?

Ageless Stranger · Nov 13, 2008

regdog said:
Here's to the poor doomed skittles

I think you need to control your drinking. It's not seemly in a regdog of your standing. People will talk.

rhymegirl said:
But Ageless, are you scented or unscented?

That's what matters the most.

Ah. Now we're in philosophy territory. Go put a cat in a box and ask Pascal how much he owes me when Zarathustra speaks.

regdog · Nov 13, 2008

Ageless Stranger said:
I think you need to control your drinking. It's not seemly in a regdog of your standing. People will talk.

Okay. It just seemed appropriate given that we and the skittles are doomed

NeuroFizz · Nov 13, 2008

For much of my time here at AW, I've been following a Porsche with a bumper sticker that says, "In Case of Rapture, This Car Will Be Empty." If we are doomed, I may have to give its bumper a tap on the next tight turn just to speed things up on the proximal scale.

Ageless Stranger · Nov 13, 2008

regdog said:
Okay. It just seemed appropriate given that we and the skittles are doomed

*sigh*

You're right regdog. It is appropriate. I'm sorry I snapped. Continue your merriment.

NeuroFizz said:
For much of my time here at AW, I've been following a Porsche with a bumper sticker that says, "In Case of Rapture, This Car Will Be Empty." If we are doomed, I may have to give its bumper a tap on the next tight turn just to speed things up on the proximal scale.

Now there's an idea! What a potentially interesting spectacle!

We Are Doomed.

Dave Brubeck kicks your ass.

The Scavengers

The Scavengers

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Court Jester

Rabbit! Hunting Mode.

The Scavengers

Dave Brubeck kicks your ass.

Teh doommobile, drivin' rite by you

Dave Brubeck kicks your ass.

Dave Brubeck kicks your ass.

The Provocative One

The Scavengers

It's a New Year!

Dave Brubeck kicks your ass.

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The Scavengers

The grad students did it

Dave Brubeck kicks your ass.