Um, no, actually, I try to be as original as possible.
I've known too many people who think quick wit is being able to say, "I don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for a while" every time it rains.
I rarely do it. I might use one if it pops into my head and actually fits the situation, which is where I find many people become annoying with it.
The only one I use regularly is from Full Metal Jacket.
When my wife asks "Am I getting fat?", I always answer in my best Gunnery Sergeant Hartman voice "You are a disgusting fat body."
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