What is the best line you used to get rid of someone you didn't want hitting on you?

Carnivores don't generally eat each other. Professional courtesy.

Shadow_Ferret said:

Carnivores don't generally eat each other. Professional courtesy.

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You're living in a dream world! Cats eat anything Well they kill anything...

I indulge in homicidal behavior on a nightly basis.

Clears the entire room.

DL Hegel said:

nowadays you're most assured of being tackled

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Oh.

Hmm.

Okay then.

How about, "I ate garlic, onions, peppers, baked beans and chili for lunch."

Some guys like that smell on a girl's breath...

Kitrianna said:

Some guys like that smell on a girl's breath...

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Well, there might be some other smells in the air not so good.

Some guys are too oblivious to care

In all seriousness, I used to have a real problem having to say no to someone. I never wanted to hurt someone's feelings.

All I ever said when I got a phone call and didn't like the guy was, "I can't go out tonight. I have to wash my hair."

I used to have that problem. I have in recent times, developed the ability to tell a guy off quite succinctly. A necessary skill at times. But I'm a softy for some of them. They're just so darn cute!

You wanna watch me comb my dingleberries with a fork????

Gets em every time.....

Say nothing, start dryheaving :}

Actually I think the best one I've ever seen was in a club. This guy gets rather drunk and thinks that streaking might help his chances. So he runs over to this girl, stark naked and say 'How about it darlin'? Like what you see, it's all yours!'

She said 'Does it come in adult sizes?'

Yeah I go to all the best clubs Dead posh me.

People actually streak in your club? What kind is it?

It wasn't necessarily a line I used, but once when I was at a club, this really drunk guy kept insisting on talking to me. I tried being nice, being rude, all of it, but he was really drunk and wouldn't stop. I was actually standing at the bar, and he kept trying to buy my drinks. Usually I'm ok with free drinks, but this guy was really driving me nuts and I didn't want to do anything to encourage him. He kept trying to tell the bartender that my drinks were on him, I kept trying to say no. Finally I told him that it was fine. He could buy the drink. Then I proceeded to order mixed drinks for my entire group (there were about 8 of us). He definitely left me alone after that.

maestrowork said:

People actually streak in your club? What kind is it?

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Well that particular one... not one I'd normally go to. There weren't any bikers there and the music! *eyes go crossed* pop pap.

But it was free entry and cheap drinks for girlies. I did get an education in how chavs live though so not a wasted evening

ETA: of course, if you want nakedness I can point you in the right direction

"No thanks, I'm just relaxing tonight."

Seriously, that's it, and that only applies in certain situations. Girls get to have all the great lines. If you use a diss line as a dude you are guaranteed to come off as a jerk. In all fairness, though, girls are usually more polite with their come ons though, so a sarcastic remark isn't usually warranted anyway.

HeronW said:

Say nothing, start dryheaving :}

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Works every time.....lol

Yeah stumbling around just makes them try and take you home...

Well, I get through the small talk, politely and they go away more times than not...but when the go away cues don't work...then it's the "can I have your phone number" part.
I have said some crazy stuff.....like "Sure you can have it BUT...I won't be able to go out for awhile and you can't call me for a few days after tonight anyway". Then they ask why and I say "Well....appropriate call times are now between 5pm-5:30pm on Tuesday and Thursday night, 'cause the rest of the time I am meeting with my anger management classes and my new PO has me on these really strict hours of communication starting tomorrow. And I have used up my last going out passes tonight for good behavior. If my PO finds out I am out clubbing/parting/whatever...I will be on lock down. I also don't want you to call and wake-up my room-mate who works nights. 'Cause she is still mad that I couldn't drive her to work 'cause I was picking up my "name a STD" medication and couldn't be late for my NAA meeting."
Halfway through this they either leave or look at me like I'm crazy.

I think you're crazy. Sometimes I just say, "maybe after I finish this drink".....sometimes they wait, and I have to come up with something else. Sometimes they walk away.